AIBU to think that if you want me to buy a carpet you need to try harder than this?

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John Lewis no less.

It doesn't make you want to rush out and order!

Also I KNOW IABU to consider buying carpets from JL in the first place but still

What the hell is that? A puked up furball fashioned into a kind if square?

I wish I knew.

It's either a sample of JL carpet or some sort of mafia threat

It came in a plain brown envelope so could be either.

It looks like loft insulation

I think we may have the same sofas

But if you buy that we won't have the same... whatever it is!

That's the look I'm trying to avoid.

Destroyed? Distressed? Shabby shite?

Carpet right samples at least have a dedicated envelope.

Well at least it's a true reflection of how the carpet looks when first laid before being vacuumed a few times. Our local carpet shop allowed us to take home the

Well at least it's a true reflection of how the carpet looks when first laid before being vacuumed a few times. Our local carpet shop allowed us to take home their shop samples which are woven round the edges, and actually big enough to imagine what they'll look like.

Oops

Wtf? Looks like roadkill!!