Since this afternoon I have developed a horrid barking cough. I have a condition which I suspect may be related to some urinary problems, and I also suspect a prolapse since having my youngest (I should get it seen to, I know, but shhhh!)
Now when I'm coughing, bits of wee keep escaping, no matter how long it's been since I visited the loo. 
I don't have any pantyliners or sanitary pads, what else could I use for protection right now? I've resorted to wrapping loo roll around the gusset of my pants.
Aaaaand I really wish I had name-changed for this 