To tell my mum the truth about her elbows?

[MsRamone]

So my younger sister kept going on about my mums green elbows and was always told to stop it. This morning I noticed that she does actually have green elbows and they should be stopped

Oh, I get it!

If you're stuck in the middle, what colour is it in there? My middle varies in colour according to my mood. Sometimes it's yellow, then I can hide in custard, sometimes it's blue if I'm blue, that's when I turn into a chameleon.

She does go on and on that wine one

She's turning into a Newt-Lady. It's the next stage of evolution, your mother is ascending. Help her in her quest for newt-dom by providing her with lime green eye shadow and a bucket of slime. And a spatula.

Congratulations, she has been CHOSEN

PMSL laughing at gang green

Ooh custard. We used to get given green custard at primary school

We had pink custard in school, but I think it was green custard in disguise. It can be really sneaky, green custard

Proper shouting at gang green

Just out of interest, I can lick my elbows - I just tried. Is that unusual? Can I enter Britain's Got Talent?

Nooooooo!!!!! Custard is YELLOW! Anything other than yellow is NOT custard. It's sauce, or custard substitute, or an adulterated custard-like abomination. It is not custard. Do not Let yourselves be seduced by rainbow-hued non Newtonian fluids. Custard is yellow.

Could you find a way to bleach them (repeatedly) whilst she is distracted?
That's what I'd do.

It could be a fungal infection. Ignore the fifty odd people in this thread who thought it better to joke, than actually consider something a bit odd could be real.

There was also pink custard, and yellow of course.

The pink or green custard was served with concrete. Colouring was entirely random.

Always came with skin though.

Are you sure she hasn't got half a lime wedged on each elbow? I remember that Jackie magazine used to recommend lemon (or lime) for elbows. Don't know what problem they solved - tennis elbow, custard disease, double posting ....

I feel like I've stumbled into an old people's home. WOULD ANYONE LIKE A BISCUIT??

Licking your elbows is little unusual.

Do you do it in public? How often do you get the urge?

Avonlea do you have an unusually short humerus or an unusually long tongue? Or both?
Mrs Juice Good idea! Could you sneakily put your DM's elbows into half a cut lemon without her noticing, Op? That should bleach the skin nicely.

needed to be able to take part in the bonkersness going on here

Then put mayonnaise on her hair! Nothing to do with the green elbows but magazine Top Tips have always interested me.

Are we talking inside or outside of the elbow? For licking I mean, not the colouring mould

I know it might sound funny but when my sister is going mad shouting "mucky filthy elbows" or "germy bastard elbows" at my mum and smacking her arms in public it becomes a genuine problem. My mum gets upset. I get embarrassed. People stare.
Admittedly my sister does have anger issues but even I'm getting the urge to give them a nip here and there. Like I say, they must be stopped.

It sounds like they could be bruises. From the prodding and slapping.

My dd has a green face. Lesson learned, never eyeliner your face.

We got brown custard. I envy you for having pink custard.

Is she the hulk's mum?