Dear son please remove your...

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little blue can of lube from the bathroom. I assume you and your girlfriend used it this morning (during Saturday kitchen, btw we turned up the sound on tv to stop our ears burning) and forgot to take it back to your bedroom.

As you are so careless with your more 'personal' items I feel quite at liberty to also mention that you do need to make more of an 'effort' with your girlfriend, rather than rely too heavily on lube.

Thanks for that son.

Well that's nice if slightly oversharing of you MrsDiesel ----

Notimefortossers, there is no way I am sullying myself with The Photo and unfortunately im on my phone anyway. I am trying to remember who it was that loved James Martin and kept sharing the photo in the first place...if they don't show up I might take pity on you and post it from my pc later!

Was about to say what MrsDiesel has just overshared. Not everyone who uses lube is doing that. It's handy for all sorts. My DBro was visiting me and my BF at BF's house and saw the lube in his bathroom. He gave him a bit of a ribbing until BF pointed out that he uses it to help with medication which has to be applied 'directly to the area concerned' - DB was suitably chastised and we didn't mention that it is also very useful for BJs and the like!

Ok now I'm really confused! Can't believe I've gotten to 31 and never felt the need for lube despite having a circumcised DH for 8 years! And why on earth would you need it for a BJ? Surely the mouth is slobbery enough and doesn't lube taste gross?

Given the choice of covering my hands in my own dribble or some nice strawberry flavoured stuff, I choose the latter. And when you're not using your mouth it gives your hand a similar effect. It also doesn't dry out like saliva, much more slippery.

I heard a gross saying "Once you try, you'll never go dry"

Blow jobs? Who wants a mouthful of lube? Just let the saliva run out of your mouth onto his cock. He won't care.

I think you should hand it back and say "that's our favourite brand too" with a little wink.

James martin

Just email your ds and his gf a link to this thread and a note saying that you have put their stuff in his bedroom, they'll die a little inside and you won't need to have any conversation about keeping the noise down from now on!

My eyes! My eyes! I can't under that James Martin pic

Thanks auto-correct - I meant un-see.

Freudian slip there, aplace?

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Purple I hope not. If so my subconscious has really been keeping that one under wraps Maybe I should watch Saturday Kitchen just to be sure.

Opps sorry what I meant to say is it has other uses than bum sex and I like the taste of it.

He's got lovely breasts...