not to of realised the importance placed on a name??

[morecoffeethanhuman]

Assuming quite a few of u will of seen the removed thread where it seems someone thought they could be very rude and hurtful in reference to an internet handle! - obvs if u reference a show or celebrity in ur handle u hold the same views & lifestyle etc.....
So just for full disclosure, as I was unaware of this rule before an insightful dickhead of a poster drew my attention too it - I'm not more coffee than actual human person, I just quite like it - I'm definitely at least 90% human

sarcasm alert incase any one is offended - it is mn after all

Ignoring all of the above including the grammar pedantry, may I just point out that the letters Y and O are not in any way rationed and you may put them on the front of U to make a proper word. Then I can have a bash at the rest of your unintelligible difficult to read post.

This is Mumsnet after all

One of my favourite people is called Chris, and I actually quite like horses.

I don't know Darth Vader and have never wished him a good night.

But yes, please use "you" and "your / you're" on the internet, people will take you more seriously.

As much as I agree with the sentiment of my username, my name isn't Helena. I do love handbags though

I only took this name because someone else stole helenahandcart, which is Chandler's dad's Vegas stage name in Friends

I'm the Queen!

I'm chatty and a mum so mines ok.

Want something more interesting though.

Mine comes from a line by my favourite character in Father Ted, no one ever seems to get it, even though have spotted other user names alluding to Father Ted

One of my names is truly mine. The other is wishful thinking. But by God I'd marry the doctor in a heartbeat.

Whilst I'm not actually a squirrel, I do hoard nuts stuff.

dontcallmelen

"Don't call me Len, you little prick, I'm a bishop!"

"Oh right, well done."

I am not a deadly assassin, Sorry if I have mislead people :o

Helen. Aww thanks you have made my day, dont know how to do happy thingys on my iPad.

Dontcallme... i think that Len needs a capital L so it's easier to read. Also I hope no-one has tried to take a photo of their mates kicking you up the arse of late!

Tired. You are right definitely need a capital L, hmm probably photos somewhere in my dim & distant gin soaked past.

I find posts written in text-speak very off-putting. Much more effort to understand them.

Topsey isn't my name by the way. I do, however, have a cocker spaniel by that name.

I'm not a ghost.
And I haven't even changed my name for yonks can't be arsed

humble apologies, folks

Just blame it on Roger Whittaker.

I can't sew...

...so I'm obviously the other sort of seamstress

Dirty bird.

I don't like gin. And have never put it in a camelbak.

I am the second coming of the one true Christ, but I'm still saving up for the van.

But I am Jill B Yeats, lesser known and not-a-bit-artistic descendant of the great Jack B Yeats.

it was the last thing i shouted before I logged on.