not to of realised the importance placed on a name??

[morecoffeethanhuman]

Assuming quite a few of u will of seen the removed thread where it seems someone thought they could be very rude and hurtful in reference to an internet handle! - obvs if u reference a show or celebrity in ur handle u hold the same views & lifestyle etc.....
So just for full disclosure, as I was unaware of this rule before an insightful dickhead of a poster drew my attention too it - I'm not more coffee than actual human person, I just quite like it - I'm definitely at least 90% human

sarcasm alert incase any one is offended - it is mn after all

I'm not extinct (or stuffed and on display in a case at the Natural History Museum), and there is only one of me as far as I know.

Well I am a fox, and I am bold.

I'm actually a Princess and I'm really Tooty
Tooty as in Tooty Frooty, you know, like the sweets.

I am not a hairbrush though I do currently have bed hair

Kaw-Liga was a lonely Indian, never went nowhere
His heart was set on the Chocktaw maid with the coal-black hair
Kaw-Liga, ooh
Just stood there and never let it show
So she could never answer yes or no

I can count way beyond ten.

I do not own a scout rifle or any guns at all. In fact I've only ever used a paintball gun. My username is just a username it does not mean anything.

no attic to get back into. soz.

Although I am a cellist, I'm not due to be sacrificed to keep Morton Leroy alive.

That I know of, anyway.

My name is 100% accurate.
Always, bar the 15 seconds after a manicure.

I do create hell

I'm a Paro.

My name is entirely accurate. The fact that I'm a big Jackson Browne fan and it comes from one of his songs is pure coincidence.

I am actually tomato relish.

My name was accurate when I chose, it. My house was ruled by little rubbery people and animals I sucked them up the vacuum regularly. Now I only find the odd one so they no longer rule.

I am the sentient hyperintelligent A.I. Mind of a pan-galactic Culture starship.

Ok ok, it was me, happy now?

I'm more of a pan galactic gargle blaster. Poured from a teapot.

I am not an annoying little dog anyone who says I am will have to deal with my uncle scooby. Just let me at'm!

Sorry, don't have time for this...

I am a sensible and restrained person.

I am not, nor have ever been, a cat, Jellicle or otherwise.

I'm not wicked. But I can be lazy.

I am the Queen just using my married name

Actually I live across the road from the beast....