not to of realised the importance placed on a name??

[morecoffeethanhuman]

Assuming quite a few of u will of seen the removed thread where it seems someone thought they could be very rude and hurtful in reference to an internet handle! - obvs if u reference a show or celebrity in ur handle u hold the same views & lifestyle etc.....
So just for full disclosure, as I was unaware of this rule before an insightful dickhead of a poster drew my attention too it - I'm not more coffee than actual human person, I just quite like it - I'm definitely at least 90% human

sarcasm alert incase any one is offended - it is mn after all

I'm at least 68% coffee right now and I'm quite aware I can be a cain in the punt although I try not to be all the time.

So I must be east Anglia possibly facing same fate as King Johns crown jewels, or I'm in an ikea designed car wash perhaps desperately following painted lines which just led to more of the same and no exits , or perhaps I've stepped into the washing machine and am lost as I'm drowning as the machine slowly fills.

It's not looking good for me really.

I have never made a quenelle in my life, let alone four of them. I do like Master Chef with its overuse of quenelle type things and I thought it sounded a bit rude if said quickly.

I am not Brian Cox.

Neither the actor nor the dead eyed weirdo astrologist (yes I know he's an astrophysicist)

it wasn't a thread I was on was it? I have offended a few Pro Brianers in the past, but that was when my moniker included mild insults about his scary hair or large teeth

I am actually lucky sometimes...but MN wouldn't let me be - so I decided I was in fact being unlucky...
83 is random ...(year of birth is sadly an even smaller no)...but not my favourite number - which is 27 ....but still I like 83.

Sadly mine is very true.

I'm a posh sounding person from Birmingham which is quite difficult to pull off really.

I am excited, at 39+4 to meet my baby.

It didn't work so well as a user name through the mmc and ectopic pregnancy but I kept faith!!

My mother's name is not Epona.

I am small but not a sparrow. Or French. Love Edith Piaf though.

Just to clarify.

I am neither a cat nor a Francophone. I would like to sit on my egg arse all day, though.

I'VE GOT TIME OFF!!!

So sorry for shouting but as of Friday I'm off work for over 2 weeks. We're off to Disney Florida.

I actually have 5 left toes, sorry.

I don't actually enjoy the simple things in life

I WAS once the LastOneDancing at a wedding while 22 weeks pregnant and stone cold sober.

Now I have a toddler and I'm the FirstOneLeavingThePartyAndGoingToBed.

I'm fucking freezing most of the time.
So yes indeed I am a Chillyegg in the metaphorical sense.
Not an magical egg with arms and and use of opposable not sure if that's the right word thumbs, laden in chillies.

I speak to my rats.
I also read Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere.

In my head at least and sadly not reality, Im lying on Laguna Beach blowing bubbles.

I'm a wee Scottish expat.

whut?

I need more sleep, but failing that, sugar will suffice!

Ummmmm.....

I'm quite a predictable adult in all fairness... With somewhat of a penchant for Dr who

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