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not to of realised the importance placed on a name??

311 replies

morecoffeethanhuman · 08/10/2015 00:19

Assuming quite a few of u will of seen the removed thread where it seems someone thought they could be very rude and hurtful in reference to an internet handle! - obvs if u reference a show or celebrity in ur handle u hold the same views & lifestyle etc.....
So just for full disclosure, as I was unaware of this rule before an insightful dickhead of a poster drew my attention too it - I'm not more coffee than actual human person, I just quite like it - I'm definitely at least 90% human

sarcasm alert incase any one is offended - it is mn after all

OP posts:
AwesomeAF · 08/10/2015 09:15

Well I am actually awesome as fuck.

SheGotAllDaMoves · 08/10/2015 09:20

I am not a chess piece from The Wire.

But I do have all da moves Wink.

FadedRed · 08/10/2015 09:22

I am no longer as red as I used to be Sad the grey roots show through after a couple of weeks....

DrDreReturns · 08/10/2015 09:25

I'm not the famous West Coast rapper...
Nor do I agree with his mysogynistic lyrics.
My name is an 'in joke' due to my computer user name at a previous employer.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 08/10/2015 09:30

I am not actually a nun. But it does feel like I'm permanently on catch-up with life in general.

My truthful username would be WhyDidISayI'dDoThatWhenIDon'tHaveTimeForAllTheOtherStuffAlready?
or WhyAmIFaffingOnMNWhenIHaveAListAsLongAsMyArmOfThingsThatNeedDoingIncludingSleep
Or MustI?IReallyCan'tBeArsed Actually, if I ever get round to name changing, I might use that one.

Thatpoorpig · 08/10/2015 09:31

I am that poor pig and let me tell you, it's not an experience I wish to repeat!

ghostyslovesheep · 08/10/2015 09:34

I don't actually KNOW if Ghostys really love sheep :(

sorry

OhMrBadger · 08/10/2015 09:41

I have never been surprised by a badger. Never. Sad

Sgtmajormummy · 08/10/2015 09:42

My username is a constant reminder to myself of the worst chapter in my parenting career. I'm actually a big softy. Blush

I was curious to see if anybody on MN picked up the provocation, but more than a year later nobody has. So I think YABU.

DarkRosaleen · 08/10/2015 09:47

I do not cry, nor do I weep.
There are no priests upon the ocean green, no wine nor Spanish ale to give me hope.
I am glad to clear that up.

SilverNightFairy · 08/10/2015 09:49

I am exactly as my username indicates.

ScrambledSmegs · 08/10/2015 09:52

If my username were true I'd be in a hospital isolation unit.

HippyChickMama · 08/10/2015 09:52

Mine is pretty accurate, as evidenced by dh regularly calling me a 'bloody hippy'.

NiNoKuni · 08/10/2015 09:54

I am JRPG with Welsh fairies. True story.

SideOrderofChips · 08/10/2015 09:54

I am not made of potatos

DixieNormas · 08/10/2015 09:58

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

MollyCarpenter · 08/10/2015 10:05

Sadly I'm not called Molly, or a carpenter but fans of the Dresden Files books will recognise the name.

LBOCS2 · 08/10/2015 10:59

I genuinely do feel like the Last Bastion of Common Sense in our household not infrequently.

Unfortunately I'm not Thursday Next.

toomuchtooold · 08/10/2015 11:09

I've done too much, and I'm definitely much too old!

jorahmormont · 08/10/2015 11:11

I do not serve khaleesi.

chickentothefox · 08/10/2015 11:43

I don't even know my own username most of the time - serial namechanger.

Titsalinabumsquash · 08/10/2015 11:50

I don't know how to respond to this thread....

My bum is somewhat squashy I guess... ConfusedConfusedConfused

RaptorInaPorkPieHat · 08/10/2015 11:54

Rah.

Hairstylisttoboris · 08/10/2015 11:57

Im not commenting on the truth or otherwise of my nn

TPel · 08/10/2015 11:59

I'm not Vulcan and I do show emotions. I do want to live long and prosper though.