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not to of realised the importance placed on a name??

311 replies

morecoffeethanhuman · 08/10/2015 00:19

Assuming quite a few of u will of seen the removed thread where it seems someone thought they could be very rude and hurtful in reference to an internet handle! - obvs if u reference a show or celebrity in ur handle u hold the same views & lifestyle etc.....
So just for full disclosure, as I was unaware of this rule before an insightful dickhead of a poster drew my attention too it - I'm not more coffee than actual human person, I just quite like it - I'm definitely at least 90% human

sarcasm alert incase any one is offended - it is mn after all

OP posts:
HaydeeofMonteCristo · 08/10/2015 07:32

I am really the Count of Monte Cristo's true love.

HoneyDragon · 08/10/2015 07:32

I am a 5 foot 2 inch long dragon and I steal honey.

LilaTheTiger · 08/10/2015 07:36

I'm a tiger. Rah.

diddl · 08/10/2015 07:36

This isn't really me.

luciferswench · 08/10/2015 07:41

I do not know a lucifer nor am I his wench.
I imagine she in reality would be quite exciting I am not.

LittleRedSparke · 08/10/2015 07:42

I'm 5ft 8, so not little, I blush easily so can be red, and my sparke is missing the L , not sure what that signifies

knackered69 · 08/10/2015 07:46

I am indeed knackered most of the time - but not because I am constantly in the 69 position

LunchpackOfNotreDame · 08/10/2015 07:47

I am neither a conveyor of food nor do I reside in notre Dame

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant · 08/10/2015 07:47

I think mine was a whinge. Someone else had already chosen the first thing I typed.

Twowrongsdontmakearight · 08/10/2015 07:48

Because apparently I used to say it all the time when one DC bashed the other!

Blueandwhitelover · 08/10/2015 07:50

I really do like Blue and white china though! (Disclaimer, I think this is name number 7-might be time for another name change)

NationMcKinley · 08/10/2015 07:51

I am not an incestuous doctor from the strange and not altogether successful sequel to Rocky Horror.

Xigris · 08/10/2015 07:54

I am not a (now considered ineffectual) "wonder drug" for sepsis. Hmm

GizzyTiedToATree · 08/10/2015 07:54

I am not this man. He does strange things to me though.

not to of realised the importance placed on a name??
ZaZathecat · 08/10/2015 07:54

So MrsDavidBowie isn't actually married to a music legend? OMG I've been dining out on knowing her!

BankWadger · 08/10/2015 07:54

For the record I am not a Wank badger, confused or otherwise. I wasn't even the wank badgers victim, just friend of the much better off and now very happy victim.

CactusAnnie · 08/10/2015 07:56

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BarbarianMum · 08/10/2015 07:58

My user name is entirely accurate. Very disappointed to learn that you lot have basically been making things up.

NationMcKinley · 08/10/2015 07:58

Oooooo! Good idea Lumpy / TallGingerWoman.

I'd be

TiredHarassedFakeBlondeDreadingTheSchoolRunAndWantingToGoBackToBedAndNotCleanTheToiletThatDS1HasJustPissedAllOver

Catchy.

Crankycunt · 08/10/2015 08:00

I do not see the point of a Fred about a Fred. Grumble, grumble.

I am neither cranky nor a cunt... Most of the time.

WendyTorrance · 08/10/2015 08:03

My name isn't Wendy.

I'm not staying in a hotel for the winter whilst my husband 'caretakes' it.

SanityClause · 08/10/2015 08:15

Well, clearly my name can't be true.

Nobody believes in a sanity clause!

Tiggeryoubastard · 08/10/2015 08:16

Winnie is actually a bigger bastard. Tigger is a shifty little twat though.

DonkeyOaty · 08/10/2015 08:20

I am neither a four legged beast nor a fellow tilting at windmills. Asinine though.

Sparklingbrook · 08/10/2015 08:22

I am far from Sparkling this morning.