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not to of realised the importance placed on a name??

311 replies

morecoffeethanhuman · 08/10/2015 00:19

Assuming quite a few of u will of seen the removed thread where it seems someone thought they could be very rude and hurtful in reference to an internet handle! - obvs if u reference a show or celebrity in ur handle u hold the same views & lifestyle etc.....
So just for full disclosure, as I was unaware of this rule before an insightful dickhead of a poster drew my attention too it - I'm not more coffee than actual human person, I just quite like it - I'm definitely at least 90% human

sarcasm alert incase any one is offended - it is mn after all

OP posts:
perpetuallybewildered · 08/10/2015 05:43

Even more so now!

MischiefInTheWind · 08/10/2015 05:47

Oh, I dunno...Grin

eatingworms · 08/10/2015 05:57

I don't generally eat that many worms, I prefer chocolate.

cherrytree63 · 08/10/2015 06:10

I own a black horse.

PunkrockerGirl · 08/10/2015 06:11

Used to be. Loved that era.

EmpressKnowsWhereHerTowelIs · 08/10/2015 06:11

I know where my towel is (both literally and in the Hitchhiker sense) but I'm not actually royal.

IguanaTail · 08/10/2015 06:17

I hope you're all kidding. I thought it had to be true?

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea · 08/10/2015 06:18

I do in actual fact have an unexpected item in my shagging areaBlushGrin

patterkiller · 08/10/2015 06:21

If I do ever come across a Patter I would, probably, kill it.

damselinthisdress · 08/10/2015 06:21

I'm not a damsel. I'm actually a strong, independent woman who don't need no man. Except for DP, I kinda need him. Especially when I fancy takeaway in the middle of the night. Which sort of tells me why I can't actually fit into "this dress" anymore...

Littlefish · 08/10/2015 06:28

I am neither a fish, nor little.

CantSleepClownsWillEatMe · 08/10/2015 06:30

Mine is true, so true. At least I strongly believed so when I stated it firmly to a nurse last night Grin(Just had surgery, lots of drugs). She and I got a laugh about it when she reminded me what I'd said and it inspired a name change!

LaContessaDiPlump · 08/10/2015 06:30

I am not an actual Contessa. I am plump though Blush

DoreenLethal · 08/10/2015 06:32

I am Doreen and I am fucking lethal.

Thattimeofyearagain · 08/10/2015 06:33

It's always some time of year ( again)

echt · 08/10/2015 06:36

I am real, like to think I'm authentic, but am not German.

trollkonor · 08/10/2015 06:39

I'm not, I am just not.

AwfulCuntForTheButter · 08/10/2015 06:41

Mine was shamelessly stolen from a thread about things overheard by MNers. However, I truly am an awful cunt for the butter - the salted sort from Brittany, mind. None of your shite Grin

GreatFuckability · 08/10/2015 06:45

I have it. Great amounts of it.

Slugonthewindow · 08/10/2015 06:46

There was a slug on the window. A big brown one. It was disgusting. And it'd done a poo.

I name change regularly. My meaningful names are long gone!!

EatDessertFirst · 08/10/2015 06:47

I do sometimes.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 08/10/2015 06:47

I do not actually believe you are all a bunch of bastards.

Oh, hang on....

Wilhamenawonka · 08/10/2015 06:48

I actually am willy wonkas love child with the head oompa loompa.

Charlie bucket is my godfather

derektheladyhamster · 08/10/2015 06:50

One part of my name is correct Wink

trollkonor · 08/10/2015 06:52

Derek?