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not to of realised the importance placed on a name??

311 replies

morecoffeethanhuman · 08/10/2015 00:19

Assuming quite a few of u will of seen the removed thread where it seems someone thought they could be very rude and hurtful in reference to an internet handle! - obvs if u reference a show or celebrity in ur handle u hold the same views & lifestyle etc.....
So just for full disclosure, as I was unaware of this rule before an insightful dickhead of a poster drew my attention too it - I'm not more coffee than actual human person, I just quite like it - I'm definitely at least 90% human

sarcasm alert incase any one is offended - it is mn after all

OP posts:
EsmetheWitch · 08/10/2015 06:54

I'm neither an Esme nor a witch.

I did try being a witch once as a teenager but I was put off by all the communing with nature so I went back to smoking and watching TV.

NorksAreMessy · 08/10/2015 06:57

I do have rather unruly norks Blush

cashewnutty · 08/10/2015 06:58

I am not a cashew, however the nutty part might be a little bit true.

I think derektheladyhamster is actually a hamster. That's the true bit isn't it?

MrsRyanGosling15 · 08/10/2015 06:59

I can confirm I am Mrs Ryan Gosling (in my dreams)

LadyNym · 08/10/2015 07:03

I am not really the bastard daughter of Oberyn Martell.

NoArmaniNoPunani · 08/10/2015 07:05

People probably can get laid without wearing Armani.

Greebosmum · 08/10/2015 07:06

I am definitely not the mother of a fictional cat.

FishWithABicycle · 08/10/2015 07:07

I am genuinely a fish. I have a waterproof smartphone and I type by butting the screen with my nose. I have a bicycle but rarely use it.

contrary13 · 08/10/2015 07:08

I'm definitely not 13, nor born in '13 (be it 1913, or 2013) but I am quite contrary (I'm also not called Mary!).

OstentatiousBreastfeeder · 08/10/2015 07:09

I actually don't breastfeed ostentatiously.

clockbuscanada · 08/10/2015 07:12

I am a fucking enigma.

TheWoodenSpoonOfMischief · 08/10/2015 07:12

I truly am a cooking utensil. I may have escaped from an Enid Blyton book or similar. Or would like to have.

Quietlifenotonyournelly · 08/10/2015 07:17

I just really don't have one. It's a DC thing.

FunkyPeacock · 08/10/2015 07:20

definitely not a Peacock

not even a Peahen

no feathers at all alas

Scobberlotcher · 08/10/2015 07:23

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

FairNotFair · 08/10/2015 07:24

I am neither fair nor fair.

KaraokeQueenOfTheNorth · 08/10/2015 07:25

My user name is incredibly accurate. Except I live down south.

ginslinger · 08/10/2015 07:25

And I don't sling gin around. I pour it very carefully.

LumpySpacedPrincess · 08/10/2015 07:26

I'm neither spaced nor a princess. Sad

I do have lumps though!

AMonsterInParis · 08/10/2015 07:28

I am not a monster, nor am I in Paris. If I were to have me username based on reality it would be sadly lacking!

MinesAPintOfTea · 08/10/2015 07:29

I've given up caffine. Including tea.

LumpySpacedPrincess · 08/10/2015 07:31

What would all our user names be if we had to be factually correct?

I'd be TallGingerWomanWotLikesCats

Doublebubblebubble · 08/10/2015 07:31

I am definitely a double-bubble bubble...

OxfordCommoner · 08/10/2015 07:32

I am not from Oxford although I am quite common.

Catzpyjamas · 08/10/2015 07:32

My previous usernames were probably more descriptive than this one.
My cat does not wear pyjamas..but this one doesWink

not to of realised the importance placed on a name??