to ask your favourite curse words?

[mileend2bermondsey]

after the pearl-clutchiness of the 'c-word' thread, let's lighten it up a little shall we?

My personal faves are:

Fuckingjesus - as all one word, good amount of emphasis there.

Fucksake - would probably be my most frequently used.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph - not a swear but blasphemy, does it count? I like this one as it requires a bit of dedication in time spent.

Spunkbucket.

It's so vile, it should only be used for complete enemies. I have one and she is a total Spunkbucket.

Depends if small children present.

If so it's ' Gordon Bennett'

If it's adults only or alone it's fucking bastard cunting wanker

Brian like your enemy thing. That reminds me of Harry potter and the septemsectra . Maybe use that on her.

Ooh, good thread! Here are my personal favourites -

Bollocks - I say this A LOT.

"Fucking Nora"

"Well, fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole!"

"Jesus wept!"

Looking like the Wreck of the Hesperus

Life is going to hell in a wheelbarrow

Showing my age I guess.

I always thought the phrase was '. . . hell in a handcart/basket'? Bit catchier.

It's the horsey version Mile End

Today I've said 'arsebastards' a few times, it's quite satisfying.

Pissflaps.

It's both rude and funny to me.

God's Teeth. Probably ye olde version of the 'C' word and punishable with 10 Hail Marys.

What the flip is a septemsectra? Google has drawn a blank. Presume its something rude, but sounds scholarly!

Oh, and my contribution? I hurt myself badly today and the thing that slipped out most easily was "oh for fucking arse!"

I think it should be Sectumsempra

Cocksucker.

Another one that I enjoy using is from Alan Partridge -

"Butter my arse!"

Fuck nugget, as in don't be such a fuck nugget

Cuntzilla. ..I like... like being worse then a cunt which is especially bad any ways.

arsebastards - excellent use of assonance there!

NB - assonance is not itself a swear word.

Bhudda's bollocks
< apologies to any MN Bhuddists >

"For the love of all that shits in the sea!"

"Fucknugget!"

"Cockend!"

My children's 'oh poop' - stolen from despicable me

'Knob jockey'

My universal expletive especially whilst driving.

For the love of fuck seems to quite popular with me, although its more of an exasperated plea. I'm also quite a prolific user of For the love of all that is holy in politer company.

Jesus wept.

Christ on a (fucking) bike/unicycle.

Fan-twatting-tastic.