to ask your favourite curse words?

[mileend2bermondsey]

after the pearl-clutchiness of the 'c-word' thread, let's lighten it up a little shall we?

My personal faves are:

Fuckingjesus - as all one word, good amount of emphasis there.

Fucksake - would probably be my most frequently used.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph - not a swear but blasphemy, does it count? I like this one as it requires a bit of dedication in time spent.

Twatola de luxe (useful in Asda or driving)

What fucknuttery do we have here then? (useful in Asda or driving)

I'd like to grease that liberally with cheap baking fat, roll it into a cone and stick it right the fuck up your arse (no opportunity yet presented in Asda, but I am blessed with great patience)

Cuntzilla and cuntpuffins are utterly wonderful!

Arsehat

Today a few things have "boiled my piss" too

Twunt

Mother fucker
Cumrag cunt

Twatwaffle

Cockwomble

And my all time favourite phrase... (not for the bashful)

Cock-Juggling-Thunder-Cunt

I also say balls a lot!!!

There are probably more... I like to be creative with my cursing

Bollocks!

And my favourite insult...

Fuckwit!

Bollocks septumspectra then or that's probably wrong too. Bloody I phone. Please no pendants on this thread! That would be wierd.

I also like 'fuck off to the far end of fuck and when you get there fuck off a bit more' however that is aimed at a person and not thin air as in one stumps their toe.

Assclown as in: "Stop acting like an assclown"
Fuckwit as in: "dumb? He's a fuckwit"
Arse burger as in: "I'm desperate for the loo, been cooking this arse burger all day.

Pissflaps.

Bollocksshitandpiss.

Nob cheese.
Fuck me sideways.

(Never together though)

PooBumWillyCakes - stolen from DS's.

Also....

....:saints preserve us....

CuntyBollocks comes in handy but for moments when only a mouthful will do its
Shut your festering gob you putrescent pile of steaming vomit.

ARSE!

such a satisfying word

"You bloody ARSE!"
"What an ARSE!"
"what in the name of ARSE is this/was that/happened!"

I highly recommend it.

Bollocks & for fucks sake, after cunt of course. Saw a reg plate a couple of weeks ago that was FFS 1-thought it was perfect for me & was very jealous that someone else had it
Oooooh, I also like to throw in a muthafucker occasionally just to mix things up a bit.

Oh, yes, agreed, I like a bit of yipikaye motherfucker but I save it for good days.

Fuck.

I love it. It's so versatile and satisfying to say. I love the word "Fuck". It's a great word. So satisfying to say. It's such a good word that I think god herself must have invented it. Probably the day after she got drunk and created man while playing with the monkeys.

My favourite swear word is "Fuck".

Twats/fucking twats/bastard twats

Feel better now!

I am a purist. It has to be cunt for me!!

Bollocks will always be a fave with me.

A pox on you/it is very satisfying in work situations.

bollockchops

As in, when someone's spouting utter rubbish

Cockwomble! Underground overground wobbling cocks....

wombling cocks! Bloody autocorrect!

There's little need for flair.

Just calling someone a bastard can be enough if the sneer is disdainful enough. If it need's more, I might call someone a stinking bastard on the train. Stupid bastard perhaps. Or an ugly fucking bastard if they've really angered me.

Wow. I sound nice

Sometimes it's needed on the tough streets of North London.