to ask your favourite curse words?

[mileend2bermondsey]

after the pearl-clutchiness of the 'c-word' thread, let's lighten it up a little shall we?

My personal faves are:

Fuckingjesus - as all one word, good amount of emphasis there.

Fucksake - would probably be my most frequently used.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph - not a swear but blasphemy, does it count? I like this one as it requires a bit of dedication in time spent.

Flippin' Nora!!

"Sons of whore's bastards!" You can't beat a triple generation insult

Jesus Mary mother of God what the fuck is getting up your nose .......reserved for those who are huffy
FFS cant help that one it just is my term of exasparation
If you were born with a brain you'd lose it ........ Comes from an old teacher I didnt like
There are apparently 7 wonders in this world my friend and you are not one of them......reserved for people who think they're the mutts nuts

Motherfucking, cunting whore of a cocksucker is an all-time fave.

I was called a 'cancer whore' by a neighbour recently, who objected to my desperate late night attempt at stopping my balcony being flooded. Prefixing insults with terminal or serious diseases is popular in the Netherlands and if I was Dutch I probably would have been offended but I'm not and my head couldn't get past the ridiculousness of the 'insult'. I'd like to think my confused reaction spoilt his enjoyment of his attempt to intimidate me.

Good old dependable fuck is my curse of choice, even though I'm not a everyday cusser.

I am well known for my potty mouth but I do love bugger and twatbadger. They just seem to trip off the tongue nicely

Oh, there's a million of 'em...

Egregious thundercunt
Cum-dumpster
Stunt cunt
Smeghead
Shitbird
and the piece de resistance,

inbred, meth-addled, rode hard and put up wet useless waste of the carbon it takes to hold you together, with all the mental candlepower of a black hole. (I was really, REALLY mad)

You know when you're in he market, rushing up the aisles to get your food before rushing back home because dinner needs making, feeling a bit stressed because your OH seems to think 2 hour shopping is you having "time to yourself"? Well you know when you get stuck behind a couple of elderly women who have decided to walk side by side, each with a trolley, both moving at such a rate that theres an arthritic slug over taking them? Well, theres only one insult for times like that,
" Excuse me", said at slightly louder than normal volume, "Doddery old saggy fanny fuckpigs" whispered under breath.

HahaHAAaaaa! I'm really laughing at all of these but I'm nearly juddering the baby awake!

Crapweasel if I'm feeling mildly irritated.

Fucking massive fuckwit if I'm not.

Pre-fixing the word 'cowing' to things is a method of showing aggravation in the Black Country and I love it: "cowin' 'ell" and "fetch the cowin' thing yo'self!" - it's v cathartic...

The Scots are the best at this.

My brother regularly reported some gems playing sport vs Corby teams

I liked "Bawbag" (meaning ball bag / scrotum)

And "Wee-sacks" (meaning, you have a small Bawbag)

Jesus Fucking Christ

Aww bollocks

and I quite like calling folk Fuds!

Fucksticks

Arsebiscuits

Cocking hell

Big hairy nutsacks

Fucksake

Insult-wise, I like wankstain, cockend, fuckweasel and of course 'you fucking plum'. Pigfucker has also gained traction recently, can't imagine why...

LurkingOne there is a road near me called Bawtree Close. I always snigger

Bonehead is also a favourite pre-watershed cuss chez Vernacular.

I like "fucksticks" - see here from this recording artiste par excellence (if you've got a puerile sense of humour):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JiV8ThY7Hs

Warning: may contain some NSFW content

Listening to news of the Tory party conference earlier, I may have used the words "massive pigfucking shit for brains fuckface". Shortly followed by the words "fuck you, you fucking fuck".