To declare it Fuck You Friday?

[Thebirdsneedseeds]

Roll up, roll up, let out your Fuck You(s) here! Scream it into cyber space... I'm listening.

Fuck you morning sickness, you've made the past week with my toddler almost unbearable.

Go for it...

Fuck you headache, you've been lingering all day and now I'm finally home you've decided to go full on behind the eyes migraine just in time for the weekend.

Fuck you PND. I've been doing all right but today you've decided to rear your ugly head again and I feel sorry for myself. Can you please just do one and let me get back to myself again?!?!

Fuck you ssi. Bastard.

Fuck you four-week long whooping cough for my DH, combined with 3 massive deadlines in one week for me, meaning fuck you doing stressful work with very little sleep!

Fuck you my newborn DS's farts - why won't you just come out easily rather than sitting in there waking him (and subsequently me) up from 4am every day!?

Fuck. You.

Keep em coming...

Fuck you ASD, just fuck you. Enough this week, more than enough. You're on a warning.

Fuck you illness.
I forgot to take my medication yesterday, just one day, and by this morning I had a headache worse than the one I got after brain surgery, joint pain and was unable to get out of bed.

I feel a bit better cos dh has looked after me a lot today, sadly this is because the car broke and cost £230 to fix so he couldn't travel to work .

Thank you this has been very cathartic!

You can have a big dose of fuck you. You know who you are. and have a fucking big cherry on top.

fuck you Ds (22) next time don't invent what you thought I was about to say and kick off at me about something I did not say at all.

Fuck you every anxiety disorder going. All of you. You selfish, hideous bunch of cunts. I have two small children and I would like to be able to parent them without feeling the need to break down on a nightly basis. I am too tired to kick your sorry shit into gear so just fuck off, yeah?

Fuck you winter closing times of country park car park. Had to walk home with 2 year old and wet dog because my car was locked in the car park overnight. Cunts shut it an hour earlier than 2 days ago because its bloody October now apparently.

Fuck it all.

Fuck you soul sucking, joy stealing, permanently negative, complaining about the same thing 24/7 colleague.... I have escaped your imagined misery for two days!

Fuck you autism. Fuck you emotionally incompetent ex. Fuck you late working hours for DH again . Just fuck you all.

Fuck you client who won't be fucking told. You know who you are. I hope you are an MNer.

Fuck you cancer (now gone) and chemotherapy (just in case it tries to come back!)

Fuck having to tell my 5 year old DD that mummy is not feeling well enough to play, put her to bed, be there after school on chemo day

Fuck you all. I hate everyone. Especially the people asking me whether I've had the baby yet, why I haven't had the baby yet and when I plan to actually do something interesting like go into labour....

Everyone is a dickhead.

Fuck you ex. No money put in my account this month.

Fuck you whoever pinched DS's book bag at school and dumped his books. Cheapskate.

I'm going to throw out a little 'fuck you' to back ache and lack of sleep, I'm so tired even my toenails ache so fuck you very much.

Ooh! I enjoyed that!

Fuck you bad skin and that cunting zit threatening to turn me into Rudolph.

Fuck you random strangers who asked if I was pregnant....I an not!

F1fan2015 and a big hug from your cyber-brother who has also seen cancer off.

Fuck you toddler tantrums. You make me so exhausted I feel like screaming (and occasionally do). Fuck you feeling like I can't cope. Fuck you crying in the car. Fuck you anxiety disorders. Fuck you 3 weeks and counting on a decision over which SSRI I can fucking take on the NHS.