Sugar?! FFS!

[FigaroEscargot]

Husband has been away for work for 3 days (more of a jaunt, jolly, piss up).

Comes straight in house just now, 11:20pm, I've stayed up. He gets some cereal.

"We don't have any sugar?"

Nope, there's none left

"No sugar in the whole house?"

Nope that's what I said.

"Oh"

Cue Mr sad/passive aggressive face.

Cue me fucking off to bed.

There should have been plenty of sugar already in the cereal. Unless you fed him dry oats and cardboard.

Dh came back from 3 weeks away during which time ds,dd and I had all been REALLYREALLY ill they'd been off nursery / school....he came in and said 'I'm knackered. God the dishes aren't done?!' In an incredulous tone.

Reader: I killed him. joking but only because I was too genuinely knackered to bother

GAHHH. It's so annoying!

No it's not a big deal but why can't he shut the fuck up and just eat the cereal! I'll add 'sugar stock level checker' to my C.V now ..... Or WHEN I get it right obviously!

Just think with your crappy mind about how you come across!

3 weeks?!! I feel your pain I've got another 2 week coming up!

Get him to keep a stash of them wee sachets you nick from cafes in his car if he's so bothered by it. Mines a McDonald's bbq sauce hoarder. His gloves full of the shit