Sixteen years in the military. I am actually more interested in the folk doing the faux gasps of horror. What a sheltered life some people have led!
Drunk dude puts penis in unexpected place.
and?
I don't doubt it's true, most dudes have made some unwise choices about where to whap their todger after a few beers. The more unlikely the better, for the best effect. It's not exactly a big deal, is it? And not particularly indicative of anything other than having had a few beers and noticing a conveniently placed suckling pig head and making an apple joke.
It's Beavis and Butthead hurt hurr stuff. Whap it in, everybody laffs, zip back up.
The hysteria is boggling. Particularly as most of the male politicians across the board will now be thinking 'fuck, I hope they don't find out that I balanced my dick on a/ in a/ that night after we hit the kebab shop. Fuck! The kebab!'
And that article is terrible.
Man waves todger after beer and sticks it on suckling pig plate for the laffs.
really? Again? I imagine it's funny if it's the first time you've seen it.
I can sort of envisage some class angst, what with it being a suckling pig instead of a kebab/ hot dog bun but really, when the idea to make a funny penis statement with a food type hits, you make the most of what's available.
Frankly I'd be surprised if Boris doesn't have a whole host of 'remember when I put my dick in a...' Stories. He seems the type. I have nothing against the type - it's just stupid drunk young dude stuff. I doubt he does it now.
I've heard way worse.