to think its a bit nippy to be shagging naked in the garden at 3am?

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My neighbours were romping naked in the garden in the early hours over the weekend. (We have a 14moDD who wakes a couple of times during the night or I would have missed it).

The first thought that went through my mind is 'it's a bit nippy for that' - does this mean I am turning into an old fogey?

Decent bit of cardio does warm you up though.

Time to turn the sprinklers on I think.

This made me nostalgic. I remember doing that. No chance now. Good for them - as long as they weren't disturbing anyone.

I would do that if I didn't have a bed to go to.
Are you sure it was your neighbours?!

Ask them casually if they noticed the fox mating season starting early for some reason, they kept you up all night did they hear them?

Casually mention to them that you've noticed recently that another neighbour's CCTV camera appears to be pointing at their garden and see the look of horror cross their face!

Well done them. Perhaps profer them some beechams in case thry develop a sniffle. chances are all the blood flow kept them warm enough.

Lol at CCTV and Fox suggestions

Maybe they like knowing people can see them?

Most gardens are overlooked at least a little bit!

Don't give me ideas...

I'd be very worried about slugs

Goodness. Just think about the grass stains though!
Although it does remind me of the time I was viewing a house (middle of the day) and the neighbours were both stark bollock naked sunbathing. Both of them well into retirement I would say. ..but I did admire their persual of an all over tan.

chillyegg ... i wonder if it was my parents .... it's very much them!

This has left me pondering the circumstances under which I'd consider naked shagging in the garden a good idea, and I've got absolutely nothing. Not even for Johnny Depp himself.

It is a wee bit cold for it. Even in the woods at 1am
Ahem

MerryMarigold, I can second the slug-worry. Years ago, as my ex-husband lowered me tenderly onto the grass, my left shoulder exploded one of the slimy rascals. Ew, ew, I can still feel it now... >shudders

slugs! hadnt even thought of them. I would be more freaked out by the daddy long legs bouncing around in the light.

They didnt really disturb anyone, we just heard the grunting because we were up with the baby and her room looks over their garden. We knew that there were late night astromony sessions but obviously didnt realise mooning was part of it.

Sadly I don't get to speak to them often but when I do I will mention CCTV, Foxes and perhaps a new night vision drone I had heard was being tested in the area

Chilly naked neighbours during the day. Fine if its a detatched house no overlooking properties but...

you didnt say if you bought the house?!

Oh goodness no we didn't buy the house because of the noise from traffic. ..at the time I didn't really think much of the naked duo.

Tell them you've set up a nature cam and you think there were some wild boar in their garden last night, would they like to come and watch the footage?

excellent suggestion mackerel

DD has finally taken to sleeping through so no idea if they have done it again...

And to be fair its a lot quieter than when they are shagging indoors

"The first thought that went through my mind is 'it's a bit nippy for that' - does this mean I am turning into an old fogey?"

You can't be an old fogey, or at least not a menopausal one experiencing the joys of hot flushes. A bit nippy sounds great (slugs don't)

Depends where you are, Sunday was a really nice day where I am so I imagine that it was reasonably warm overnight. Plus, of course, exercise warms you up

Then I'm an old fogey too. Garden shenanigans are for warm summer evenings surely. It's far too autumnal at the moment. Unless they had a nice bonfire going to keep them warm, I suppose.

I've got my layers on today. You'd be hard pushed to find any available skin, even if you wanted to. I'm like a pass the parcel present. You'd think you'd got to the final layer and "ooh! There's another one!".