They'd never know it was me - there are a million small babies and toddlers on our road. All with parents who must hate the thoughtless inconsiderate cunts as much as I do.
DD has not been sleeping because of worms, and last night actually slept - miracle of miracles - from 12.30 - 4.30. But fucking neighbours a few doors down were in their garden pissed and shouting shit loudly til 3. They kept waking me up. I shouted at them to shut the fuck up - nothing. So I called the police, who told me to call the council, which I did.
But before either could arrive, my dad (who is visiting), went out in the garden and ROARED at them to shut up. I didn't hear what he said as I was on the phone, but it must have been persuasive as they immediately ran indoors and then scarpered in two taxis.
However, they robbed me of lterally the only sleep I could have hoped to get all week. They are therefore cunts, and I would be within my rights to post shit through their letterbox, right?
Alternative suggestions welcome.