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AIBU?

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AIBU (lighthearted)

27 replies

Fizzielove · 18/09/2015 21:26

AIBU -WIBU

To tell the world to fuck off to the far side of fuck and then keep goin!!!

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MaidOfStars · 18/09/2015 21:27

Vague Netting.

Oysterbabe · 18/09/2015 21:30

Yabu

Fizzielove · 18/09/2015 21:31

I know I am but what the hey! I just feel like it this evening!

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AgentZigzag · 18/09/2015 21:55

Ahhh, I was trying to think of what it's called earlier MaidOfStars, thanks Smile

More dirt details needed OP, although I've seen the evidence that bun fights can be started on less info than you've disclosed.

Fizzielove · 18/09/2015 23:33

There are no details really. Had a really shit year as some of you may recall, ( or maybe not!) made redundant and 2 deaths in 1 month last month. Still looking for a new job, had 2nd interview this afternoon but think it went terribly!

I'm just feeling a bit precious and want to skulk into a corner and hope the world is a better place tomorrow!!

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Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 00:42

Not esp lighthearted, then?

Sounds like you need some treats?

Here's Flowers Cake and Wine from me.

Hope it helps!

AgentZigzag · 19/09/2015 00:45

What fatmomma said plus the cheese of your choice (saw you on the cheese thread).

Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 00:46

Oi, AgentZigZag! The cheese is MINE. S - T -E - P A - W - A - Y from the cheese!

AgentZigzag · 19/09/2015 00:51

You can fucking try FM.

I have a cheese box full of cheese in the fridge and I will defend it.

Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 00:58

Posted on the cheese thread, AgentZigzag.

You are on the mat, down and out and I am in the kitchen, eating the cheese.

You can not take me, I am evil, and I don't care!

AgentZigzag · 19/09/2015 01:08
Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 01:15

do you not realize I'm a ninja?

Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 01:16
AgentZigzag · 19/09/2015 01:29

Arf at partisan cheese, is that the one who set up the 'eating cheese is murder' FB group?

Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 01:31

wasn't that Morrisey?

Fizzielove · 19/09/2015 10:32

I have also eaten all the cheese tho in our house it was cheese strings! ( hangs head in shame)

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Fatmomma99 · 19/09/2015 18:35

Fizzielove, that's disgusting. Biscuit

But I'm sorry AgentZigZag and I cheese-bombed your thread. We'd just got married and were a bit excited. I think we'd both had a little too much cheese (mine was red and 13% proof!)

I hope you're feeling better now.

AgentZigzag · 19/09/2015 20:13

I feel bad about cheesing all over your thread too OP. How's your day gone?

There's nothing wrong with cheese strings, I don't like them, but you have to go with what cheese is available when it's an emergency! Needs must and all that.

TiggyD · 19/09/2015 20:17

YABU. I've just got the hang of this solar system. I don't need different planets to get the hang of.

AgentZigzag · 19/09/2015 21:08

How on Earth did you reconcile yourself to Pluto getting downgraded Tiggy? Shock

TiggyD · 19/09/2015 21:35

Never liked Pluto. I'd rather include Ceres, Pallas, Juno and Vesta as planets before Pluto.

Fatmomma99 · 20/09/2015 00:48

AgentZig and Fizzielove - there is SO much wrong with cheese strings - they are not cheese nor strings.

Come and see me, and I'll give you cheese!

AlpacaLypse · 20/09/2015 00:52
AgentZigzag · 20/09/2015 00:53

'Come and see me, and I'll give you cheese!'

You use that line often don't you FM? Wink

Throw it out and just reel them in.

Fatmomma99 · 20/09/2015 11:19

Not only do I do that, AgentZig, but if I know someone's coming I get the cheese out of the fridge before they arrive so it's room temperature.

You can decide for yourself whether I have beautiful manners/try too hard! Grin

I currently have morbier in the fridge.

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