To fashion myself a back scratcher with steelwool.

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I have caught some kind of lurgi from dn. Horrible itchy rash and I can't reach my back to scratch it.
Would IBU to make myself a backscratcher out of an old souvenir long wooden spoon with steelwool stuck on it with electrical tape?
Actually I already have.

DH has a creepy hand shaped back scratcher. Yours sounds a bit masochistic

Could he lend it to me? I am itching everywhere.

sounds brilliant!