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to find the Ahhh noises that escape from Jarvis cocker really rather erotic!

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iMum · 18/08/2015 15:46

Listening to absolute 90s and something changed came on, he uses that air escaping/sex noise/Ahhh a lot in various tracks-it's fab!
Find myself singing along to it which could be a little awks for my customers lol ;)

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MitzyLeFrouf · 18/08/2015 16:02

Jarvis is one of those people whose appeal I didn't get when I was a mere slip of a girl. Now I look at him in a different light.

So you enjoy his erotic gasps!


RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 18/08/2015 16:05

Yanbu at all.

I think he and Alan Rickman have the sexiest voices known to womankind. His voice in, 'Pencil Skirt' makes me come over all unnecessary!


TheSultanofPing · 18/08/2015 16:07


I love his speaking voice as well. He has a Sunday afternoon show on 6 music (sometimes). I find him very relaxing.


OnIlkelyMoorBahtat · 18/08/2015 19:24

I've fancied Jarvis for years. In fact, he was the last pop star I ever really fancied ^^


maddening · 18/08/2015 19:28

I have Found Jarvis generally erotic since the 90's - yanbu


MaidOfStars · 18/08/2015 19:32

Oh no, his breathy Ahhhs are delightful.


avocadotoast · 18/08/2015 19:33

YADNBU. They are delightful.


Misknit · 18/08/2015 19:41

Jarvis can make the words 'nougat and caramel' sound like absolute filth. I often refer to him as my second husband. I have loved him for near on twenty years. (I may well have named one of my children after him Blush). Yanbu ladies!


Zazzles · 18/08/2015 19:43

YADNBU. The lyrics to I Spy make me go all peculiar. 'I'll hold your body and make it sing again' indeed! Blush


ItMustBeBunnies · 18/08/2015 19:48

YANBU I was obsessed with Jarvis in my tweens and early teens in the 90s (my mum was slightly concerned about wall-to-wall posters and press cuttings of a guy in his 30s). He still makes me aflutter.


MrsBalustradeLanyard · 18/08/2015 19:52

God, I loved Jarvis. And have coincidentally married a very tall, very slim guy.

When his voice goes all growly in Pink this day I still rewind that a couple of times and have a wee moment to myself. Grin


MothertotheLordsofmisrule · 18/08/2015 20:34

Oh yes 'I Spy'

Cause of many a quiver in the kitchen Wink


Scrufhead · 18/08/2015 20:40

I spy- my fave Pulp song. I've loved him since a wee nipper


FoulsomeAndMaggotwise · 18/08/2015 21:02

When I was 15 I was literally infatuated with him. I just loved him so so much. He's beyond sexy.


Creatureofthenight · 18/08/2015 21:05



AltogetherAndrews · 18/08/2015 21:10

It's the way he moves his hands that does it for me!


BecksTroll · 18/08/2015 21:12


mrssmith79 · 18/08/2015 21:19

Lipgloss does odd things to me, as does Underwear. I've also got a Neil Hannon thing, who knew a song about the National Express could sound so sexy Blush


Elledouble · 18/08/2015 21:27

YADNBU. The man is pure sex.


howtorebuild · 18/08/2015 21:29

If I closed my eyes, I would.


RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 18/08/2015 21:32

I wouldn't need to close my eyes. He's gorgeous - lovely eyes. And I like tall and skinny.


lalalonglegs · 18/08/2015 21:35

You are not being at all unreasonable - the whole of His n Hers is pretty much built on Jarvis's sexy breathing, he is the Jane Birkin of Sheffield, never more so than in .

By coincidence, I was a gallery yesterday and there was a room where they were playing music videos on a loop. One of them was this by Jarvis - not one that will make you get all unnecessary but one that once again confirms he is a Bloody Nice Bloke.


Iseesheep · 18/08/2015 21:36

Jarvis is the only man I'd leave my husband for (not actually lying!). But that's ok. Because if Kristen Scott Thomas threw herself at himself I'd be toast too.

Something Changed was our first dance at our wedding and there are so many Pulp/Jarvis songs which mean a huge amount to our family they're difficult to list.

Loud and proud - I looooove Jarvis!!


TheDuckSaysMoo · 18/08/2015 22:09

Something changed was our wedding song too! It's like it was written for us. Love, love, love Jarvis and his groovy hands.


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