To think I need to pack up and move, the embarrassment is just too much!

[lunar1]

I just sent the following text to dh who is going shopping on his way home from work.

Can you just pop in to boots as my antibiotics are ready, also get me a canistan once and some always ultra with wings. I probably shouldn't use tampax this month.

His reply...sure, I'll pass the message on to your dh when he finished rounds! I sent the bloody thing to a friend of ours he works with, same name.

AIBU to make him hand in his notice and move to Alaska?

Haha. Oops.
Text back "thanks very much. Next time I'll just check I've the right husband first"

Oh OP.

I'm not sure if Alaska is far enough!

oh op how embarrasing.

Is it too late for the Mars mission!

Nah, brazen it out. Text back

'Thanks, also could you let DH know that the hospital rang to say his rash isn't what they thought it was, he just needs some cream for it'

Just write back "oh, no, I did mean you should buy them and hand them over to DH, he's useless with Sanpro. Thank you very much!"

Text back 'oh no, don't tell my husband!'

Definitely go with ooermissus response.

I should have read your replies first, I just text 'oops '

ooerrmissus

I'm sure he will be an absolute gent and you can have a giggle together next time you see him.
It could have been worse and you may have been planning some 'fun' and accidentally propositioned him (obviously not suffering from your present condition ) I hope you recover soon

its not that bad.

certainly not as bad as that poor pregnant lady OP who was at the swimming pool side with no bikini bottoms on.

Brilliant

calmyourself "YOUR MINGE!!!"

this made me laugh OP!

Seriously though, I hope your poorly parts recover soon!

"YOUR MINGE!" was exactly what i was thinking of Cheesy.
thought i was going to die laughing at that one. such a classic.

Cringe!