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Utterly Butterly

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Bleakhouse1879 · 10/08/2015 21:24

Is it supposed to taste like butter? Because I'm telling you right now, that it don't taste anything like any butter I've ever had, no siree. I don't need this shit in my life I've got enough stress without being hood-winked in to buying some yellow tub that I was under the impression tasted a bit like butter. Listen up Peeps, be on your guard cos this Utterly Butterly malarkey don't taste anything like any butter I've ever had. you get me?

PEACE!

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CloserToFiftyThanTwenty · 10/08/2015 21:32

I'm sure there's an in joke here that I'm not getting, but YANBU - Utterly Butterly is nothing like butter

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Bleakhouse1879 · 10/08/2015 21:39

Cheers CloserToTwentyThanFifty, I got ya back, dude

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FarFromAnyRoad · 10/08/2015 21:41
iklboo · 10/08/2015 21:43

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?

I Can't Believe There's Nothing Seriously Wrong With Your Taste Buds, Mate.

iklboo · 10/08/2015 21:44

UB is known as 'Utterly Shitterly' in our house.

orangefusion · 10/08/2015 21:46

We call that stuff "I can't believe you want me to spread that on my toast" and leave it on the shelf at the supermarket.

Lurpak on the other hand can be eaten by the spoonful from the tub.

msgrinch · 10/08/2015 21:49

Go buy some butter. Problem solved.

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Bleakhouse1879 · 10/08/2015 21:50

Utterly Butterly is well good for polishing the silverware though. Much much better and proper cheaper than Brasso

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MrsGentlyBenevolent · 10/08/2015 21:51

I can't believe it's not butter is lush Blush. I mean, it doesn't taste like butter, but I've been known to eat it from the tub Blush. I'll leave now.....

CordeliaFoxx · 10/08/2015 21:53

Bin it, all attempts at butter are shite! Unless it's real butter, don't bother with it.

DragonMamma · 10/08/2015 21:56

Yanbu

Dreadful stuff.

If it's not salted and out of a packet then I don't use it. I have a butter dish and everything.

ChwatFeechers · 10/08/2015 21:59

Eww to anything masquerading as butter. Good butter I can eat in slices. Blush

Sallyingforth · 10/08/2015 21:59

Unsalted butter in this house.

Pumpkinette · 10/08/2015 22:02

YANBU. Vile stuff. In our house 'I can't believe it's not butter' is called 'I can't believe people would think this is butter'

I do quite like the flora buttery stuff in the gold tub. It doesn't taste the same as butter but it's quite nice. We also have real butter for toast and things but sometimes a butter substitute is required for the purpose of not ripping slices of soft bread to shreads.

BrumpyGollocks · 10/08/2015 22:07

Rico ?????

How many times have I told you?
The flies won't even eat that shit!!!

gamerchick · 10/08/2015 22:11

I like utterly bitterly and I like ICBINB. But I can't get my head round that it's grey and has colouring added.

Proper butter is the way to go.

laffymeal · 10/08/2015 22:12

This is the same eejit that started the gluten thread. Draw your own conclusions.

gamerchick · 10/08/2015 22:13

I haven't read the gluten thread.

FarFromAnyRoad · 10/08/2015 22:13

UB is known as 'Utterly Shitterly' in our house

Here too. It doesn't even melt like a natural product. Awful stuff!

Flaperon · 10/08/2015 22:15

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter = double negative. Haven't been able to buy it since.

Misses point of thread.

FarFromAnyRoad · 10/08/2015 22:16

This is the same eejit that started the gluten thread. Draw your own conclusions

Oh. One of THOSE. Fucking hell - so many idiots, so little time!

laffymeal · 10/08/2015 22:17

You can't miss the point, there isn't one. It's a pisstaking windup.

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