to ask you all to send me letters (lighthearted)

[Bleakhouse1879]

Please would you all send me letters, loads of letters, dozens of letters, big ones, small ones, ones with lipstick kisses on, typed ones, hand-written ones, small parcels, ones with "On Her Majesty's Service"
I saw my Postman Postwoman Postperson today and she is extremely attractive. Problem is, I never get any mail, ever. And I mean never.

Oh I do love a man in uniform

woman in uniform.

Why not sign up to a pen friend website? Ask for snail mail.

Post a registered letter to yourself so you have to open door and sign for it!!