Vic Reeves - stop trying to make Nancy Sorrell HAPPEN

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The model even took some shots of herself in sexy red swimwear posing by a lake and posted them to followers, showing off her figure in a red bikini.
I'd be intetested to know how she did that. Not a selfie stick in sight and no-one, but no-one uses autotimers anymore, do they? When we did use them they always cut heads off anyway.

Although it's unfair to call nipping indoors for a pub lunch in a downpour "abandonning" their motorhome.

Famous comedian holidays with wife. Daily Mail prints photos.

Not sure how that's Vic trying to make her happen any more than you're trying to make your latest name change happen

oh this is positively VINTAGE Dezza

She must have been freezing in that bikini. It's never warm enough in derwent water for just a swimsuit. I thought she had high heels on in one swimwear photo but then realised its just her stupid pose.

Is the story actually sponsored by the caravan club or was that a joke? Only caravan club site down Borrowdale doesn't have showers or toilets. I guess they could use the motorhome facilities.........but the thought of 4 people using the on board shitter in our caravan fills me with dread. We have a strict no shitting policy in my caravan.

A friend of mine was caravanning once and Lily whatsherface the singer was staying on the same campsite.

Maybe I'm just too old for Twitter or just plain old cynical but that holiday has clearly been paid for as well as the Blackpool trip.

I've never seen Mean Girls but I knew exactly what your title meant op! There's just something about her. Complete wannabe and a try hard.

And 41?! My big arse I'm 39, born in 1975 but she managed to buy John Lennon's Imagine as her first single buy in 1971

Imagine was rereleased in 1980 when John Lennon died (I remember my dad buying me the single)

If you scroll down her Twitter feed to the Paris pics they look very photoshopped. Her legs are lopsided.

i LOVE threads like this

thank god you lot got on board

Well this thread hasn't worked. I'd never heard of her but now I have.

I had a good nosy at her very pouty #lip fillers Twitter account. She definitely likes to pose when having her photo taken.

OP, are you working for her publicity team.

Cute looking kids though.

I thought it hilarious when Emilia Fox (previously engaged to Vic) presented an award at the BAFTAS - was it this year or last year? Vic & Nance were in the audience and the camera panned to them as Emilia (looking lovely, didn't catch who she was wearing) was speaking.

You could lip read Vic saying "What the hell is she doing here?" like a jilted boyfriend at a mutual friends' party when the ex turns up.

He and Emila. Then.
Hmm. Very odd. Agree kids adorable

They are sponsored by m&s. The girls are all in m&s and the swimsuit is m&s as well!

Maybe she only had time to go to m&s before going away otherwise I reckon she would have put a #marksandspencers on the photos.

Like she's plugged the motorhome hire place.

So the story is
Family holiday in the Lake District in a motor home
Paddling occurs
It rains
They have a steak supper in a pub.

Has someone told Newsnight? Someone get John Humphries ready to grill someone about this on Monday.

I'm quite shocked.

She says "hubby".

I still think she's been asleep a couple of years Hazey whenever she bought the single

Vic reeves is an absolute moron. When he asked Gordon ramsay for fried egg on toast and GR completely blasted him (hells kitchen) I nearly pissed myself laughing. Nancy was lingering there in the background like a bad smell as I recall.

Looks a regular PR setup flogged (possibly for free) round the papers and the Mail bit. Nothing new - forms a large part of the copy in the Red Tops. The Beckhams are masters of this hence the endless photos of them shopping/walking/breathing (with their own photographer in tow). Keeps the 'profile' up and avoids 'where are they now' career slide. Including the family reduces the obviousness and gives it 'human interest'.

Oh god I can actually remember that

He asked for egg and a bit of spinach and after Ramsey shit a brick he went back and told Nancy and she went 'aww, Jim, watchoo do THAT for' in a kind of exasperated but kindly way

It was then I decided I liked them

I can't believe I can still remember that much less type it on here

I HAAATE MYSELF

Emilia FOX tho

And now she's engaged to Marco Pierre White.

#PrayForEmilia

It was 2000. The year, that is. I know - bizarre, isn't it? I had to google it just now to make sure that I wasn't hallucinating when I posted it