Sparkling, I know due to being called it
early on and have to damn well stay another 50 million more messages than I want to. It gets messy and I end up wanting to punch their lights out. Cheeky fuckers.
Anyway....
All types of "paths" its all here 
My all time favourites are...
"you didnt answer my question"
"what have you based your statistics on"
I didnt want to answer your question
What fucking statistics