to ask for the definitive answer according to mumsnetters

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To this question: What is the most insufferable kids tv show of ALL TIME?

Me and dh both 90's kids, we were watching old clips on youtube last night of shows we watched as young kids (playdays, tots tv, fireman Sam, thomas the tank engine etc. ) and we began to think that some of them are extremely annoying as adults. We also watched a few from popular kids shows today.

In the run up for me has to be peppa pig and doc mstuffins...

Charlie and Lola. Lola is a fucking pain in the arse and I'd like to give her a right slap. Closely followed by fucking peppa pig. Grr annoying twats!

Pipkins.

That sodding Brummie pig. I wanted to do unspeakable things to it. Bacon sandwiches didn't even come into it.

Balamory is just The Wicker Man for kids.

What goes on behind closed doors around May Day is a closely guarded secret.

Mr Tumble shiver

Everything's Rosie. Specifically, Raggles.

Night Garden, it's just bollocks-closely followed by Bing, what a mardy little shit-if I was flop I'd strangle him. Oh & lets not forget Rasta Mouse, seriously, wtf?

Absolutely hate Masha and the Bear - horrible bossy little brat who the kids think is hilarious.

The two that absolutely must be turned off the instant they come on are

The tweenies
Waybaloo (Sorry no idea how you spell it).

These are also on my shit list

Mr Tumble
Balamory - if I've hot through the theme tune the worst is over.

Fireman San, the smug twat. Wanda and the alien, can feck off. Alvin and the chipmunks, hated the squeaky fuckers as a kid and still hate them

My list is
Me Too
Barney
Penelope K

Team Umizumi. It's bad, oooh so bad!
Kerwhizz - the quiz with added AAAGH!
Waybuloo
In The Night Garden
Anything with Justin Fletcher in it.
This is why I like mumsnet, I have found a whole load of people who also can't stand the man. With the mums I know in RL, to say you hate him is sacrilege.
Thankfully DS is terrified of Zingzillas.

Oh God, I forgot about Waybuloo (or however you spell it). Hate, hate, hate it!

The Wiggles.

Bananas in Pyjamas

Zingzillars

I can't believe there's only been one vote for bubble fucking guppies. There's not enough auto tune in the world to make them listenable.

Mike the sodding Knight. That boy is hideous and he never bloody learns.

doe (and another pp) adventure time was made for adults I think?
My additions are:
The rhyme rocket, justin fucking fletcher, baby jake (really gives me the rage) balamory because dp looks like Archie
Got a lot of love for bing tho

Whoever mentioned Rosie and Jim, YAB completely U....I've got that bloody theme tune stuck in my head now!!!

Barney seems to be winning so far... Teletubbies quite high too.

'Sooty' would grind on me quite a bit actually!

and Charlie and Lola pisses me right off.

Mr Tumble is the sporn of the devil, he totally creeps me out.

I don't mind In the Night Garden generally, however I can't cope with the scale issues. Why is the Ninky Nonk evidently tiny but then Iggle Piggle goes to get on it and it's bloody massive. It drives me insane!

*spawn

The Tweenies. God, I hated the Tweenies.

My first memory of Teletubbies was (now adult - this was a long time ago) DD waking me up from a hangover to show me what was on TV. It was like some awful hallucination - I just couldn't get my head around what was going on. Started wondering if I'd inadvertently dropped some acid.

HOW has no one mentioned The Wonder Pets yet?! Tuneless singing, slight speech impediment, poor grammar and no storyline. I can't watch it.

Also, Regular Show. Much weirder than Adventure Time, only with far less lovable characters. At least Jake and Finn are relatively cute and appealing. Mordecai and Rigby are like a rebooted Ren and Stimpy.