To want to poke my partner's foot? [KLAXON]

[Elledouble]

It's not fair! My partner has been having a load of verrucas treated by the chiropodist and he took off the dressing this morning to reveal this fantastically gross spectacle. There's pus apparently all round the clusters of half-burnt out verrucas. And he will not let me poke them. WIBU to pin him down and go at them with a sterilised needle?

My my, there are a lot of klaxons sounding this morning. Must be the weather .

YANBU. If you need a hand I have a car and will travel.

Not all all, not at all. It's only him you're thinking of really. And come back and tell us in gorey detail. And take photos. Or video even. Just do it.

IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!Why does everyone but me seem to get boils/verucas etc.

God i'd love to have a go at that foot.

would you even need a needle? Could you not just squeeze?

I am dying for DD or OH to get a verruca so I can pull it out

Is it wrong that I've started to drool?

That is fantastically gross! But ow, it must be so sore when he stands!

The worst bit is, I cook his tea every night and I've bourne him a son and I'm not allowed to touch them, but he'll go and PAY another woman to do it £25 a pop. FFS.

He would like to add that this pic is AFTER treatment with powdered acid.

You got any handcuffs? Rope? Dressing gown cord?

I am dying for DD or OH to get a verruca so I can pull it out

My DD has 3 at the moment. Shall I rub a wet sponge over them and then send it to you in the post? I think they 'take' quite easily!

My hands are itching to squeeze.

This thread is minging! I love it! [grins]

You lot are weird! And I say this as a nurse. Shudders

Bastard. I'll help you pin him down! I'd kill DH if he wouldn't let me have a go at that!