Parking rage

[massagegirl]

I'll go out and take a picture shortly. Neighbour had parked so close to my car that metal is touching. What a fucking idiot.

Can you get out ?

Nope.

Get round there and get them to move it , utter wankers

Go out and speak to the neighbour or go out and move your car forwards or backwards. Do one or both of those before taking a picture?

Actually maybe I can as I didn't park right up the arse of the car in front.It's not the point his car in basically on top of mine. He didn't need to park that close. Just proving a point. He's a fucking arse hole.

some twonk in a porche did that to me. idiot. they weould not have been so pleased when I sat on their bonnet when I stumbled trying to get the kids stuff back in the car. could not pull forward and arse about with the boot as it would have blocked the exit to the car park. I also had to lean on the connet of the porche to check that it had not damaged my car. shame my hands were abit suncreamy.

take a photo and put it on
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Oh elbows that is brilliant. He totally deserves a place on that. All the neighbours agree. One just texted to offer to block him in with a van. I'm not going to stoop so low. Seriously though my car maybe scratched. Assssssssshhhhhhooooooollllle.

my neighbour did this to me, I leaned over to open my boot to put my work stuff in and oh dear it pranged off his back screen wiper..... oops, I had fun explaining that if he had left room for me to actually get to my boot it possibly would not have happened

loving the suncream hands helping you get past

Now do I move my car or leave it until the morning. Going out tonight. Not driving. I'm so cross I need a vat of ice cold wine.

don't move your car and take neighbour up on his offer to park REALLY close to him. Block the fucker in

Let your neighbour block him in if you don't need the car. Twunts like this continue to do unthoughtful stuff intil it actually affects THEM.

One vat of ice cold coming your way.

I had to drive to ststion as ran out of time. As I slowly pulled away forward (he was parked behind) there was a Big Crunch :( car looks ok. Wanker. Wine is imminent.

Feel like putting one of my dogs shots in his windscreen but that would be far too obvious!