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crossing light pride

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snowglobemouse · 30/06/2015 02:09

aibu to feel a ridiculous sense of pride when waiting at a crossing with other people and being the first to notice that the man has gone green? and being the first to confidently stride across the road like a dick

my life is not v exciting Blush

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emwithme · 30/06/2015 22:04

There's one of those horsey-crossing-jobs at the crossroads near where I used to live - but only in one direction Confused so you're OK if you're riding down the hill but not if you want to go up it Hmm

I also use the twiddly button, where I can. It means I can daydream and not look at the crossing but still know when to go. I get annoyed when there isn't one (because sometimes if the crossing beeps it doesn't generally twiddle - some beepy ones do though) cos then I have to actually concentrate on being a pedestrian Grin

snowglobemouse · 30/06/2015 22:09

I like to use the spinning cone when other people are around so they look at me and wonder what the hell im doing and I can stand there smugly because I'm clearly very clever to know that it exists

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WillBillHal · 30/06/2015 22:15

I once heard that by twiddling the cone, it made the traffic stop more quickly? I don't believe it for a moment, but still do it Grin Now I think about it, I'm sure I heard a radio phone in talking about it Hmm

DonkeyOaty · 30/06/2015 23:52

Okay

Words of one sylabubble please

The spinning cone? All my herding and swishing has created a vacuum of knowledge. Please can someone explain. Mansplaining would be about my level.

DonkeyOaty · 30/06/2015 23:58

Ah have found out more

What a very neat thing. Inordinately pleased with this, nice one, Nottingham University.

Fatmomma99 · 01/07/2015 00:03

My husband read me a very sweet poem about red man/green man.

Just thought I'd mention that....

snowglobemouse · 01/07/2015 00:51

what was the poem fat?

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Fatmomma99 · 01/07/2015 17:06

I'll get a link to it when he gets home from work and post it later.

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