to want to put in a bulk order of Deathlac and keep my windows closed!

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Severe arachnaphobic, and dh has found the keys to the downstairs windows - the ones next to all the bushes. Looking on eBay etc for window screens, any other suggestions? (Apart from grow up, grow a pair, they are more afraid etc )

Steal the keys and lose them. Or break DH's fingers repeatedly for the rest of your marriage, so he can't use them. Ditto for any children who are old enough to use window keys.

super.

buy a flame thrower and burn those feckers....

Cut down the bushes.

Haha I think this is going to be a spider year already seen quite a few biggish ones.