JustbeNormal
Did you even read the article? The solution the UN puts forward is simply to absorb the additional migrants. Btw, America has these low skills visas. Seasonal work visas. Short term visas to look for work. They are open to massive abuse AND don't resolve the issue of illegal migration.
Since you need it from your favorite newspaper:
www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/24/illegal-migrants-enter-uk-via-heathrow-visa-not-lorry
The guardian talks out of both sides of it's mouth. When it wants to tut tut about border control, it points out that most illegal migration is visa overstay. But now apparently the solution to border control issues is to give out more visas! The point is that if those migrants didn't get work, they would simply overstay. They are trying to get to UK soil because they know they can disappear once they get here. They wouldn't leave.
What the UN Rapporteur charmingly calls "cleaning up our labor market" sounds benign. But people are heading for the UK because they are trying to avoid the "cleaned up labor market" of France. It's residence registration and the like they are avoiding. If you want to have an ID card that you have to show daily, then let's go ahead.
Honestly, you just sound ridiculous. If only Europe could have had these conversations honestly 10 years ago instead of listening to people like you, none of this would be happening.