DH seems to be mixed up in something dodgy

[KayAdams]

I met my husband and he was a really sweet guy. He comes from a very close knit family who are quite harsh and volatile, but he always said he was different from the rest of them and he would never end up like them. We dated for two years but then he disappeared for over a year. I tried to contact him and I knew his family knew where he was but I couldn't get through, no emails, letters, nothing.

Then all of a sudden he reappeared and asked me to marry him. We've been married for 5 years and have two children but over that time he has got more and more involved in his family's business. AIBU to be worried?

His father was shot (but survived), his brother was killed but then his dad died about a year later. Something strange is going on. They say the firm is an olive oil importing company from Italy but I'm not sure I believe them.

His sister's husband has just been killed and she's accusing my DH of killing him. I don't know what to do.

DH is very good looking. And we're rich. Should I just ignore it?

Are you Martina Cole? This plot sounds as crap as your other gangsta-lit efforts.

YANBU. Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to give me a YANBU. Until that time, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day. . .

Ah, Karen, you shouldn't be so hard on your husband, he's just trying to put food on the table, poor guy.

As for all the haters, ????????????

'Ey, 'ey, 'ey Creme!

Where's the respect?

Luca Brasi? Now he sleeps with the fishes.

There are some po-faced misery guts on MN tonight.

Kay get your husband to send the boys around with an offer they can't refuse.

Really do not know which type of fake thread is more tiresome and eye-roll evoking - this 'I've stolen it from a soap/book', or those embarrassing 'My mummy is awful for not letting me eat mud/electrocute myself/run in front of a car' nonsense.

I mentioned I'm in mourning.

Luca????

I refer the honourable lady MrsGently to my previous post

Where are you??

Please ask him not to kill Fredo.

dreaming, yes dear, I did read it the first time. However, I still stand by what I said. Not my kind of 'funny', perhaps there should be a 'I think I'm a comedian' sub-section for post such as these?

Some people are in serious need of an appointment with a Proctologist.

So many sticks need removing from arses. It's becoming an epidemic.

I think my husband may be dead in a toilet.

What "taking care" from The Family should I expect?

What a productive way to spend your time, OP.

Boggles.

Boggles again.

Yes, and some people need to develop an imagination. I mean, it may have been actually entertaining if it was a story of the op's creation.

Opps, I think I see what has happened...

Posters though they were in for some big ol' juicy drama and are all disappointed.

But, let's be honest here, absolutely no-one would have believed the OP.

Why would it be entertaining if it was from the OP's creation? Sounds horrible.

While it isn't directly from OP's head, it is from a grand sense of humour and, OP, XXXX

fear not, prorsum.

Nothing will happen to Fredo while the DH's mother is alive.

Ignore it OP, ignore it all, he is hot

Poster makes a joke.

Many people are amused

Some people go out of their way to say how unamused they are and how the OP should seriously consider how unamusing she is and not anywhere near as intelligent and clever as the unamused are and how dare she come on here and not be amusing. #sofaruptheirownarsesallyoucanseearethesolesoftheirshoes

Does he even know you're posting?

But he's so sweet! Let him live after that.

Believe it or not, dreaming, people can say they don't find something funny you know. It is allowed, without that person being 'up their own arse' as I presumed you said. I just prefer comedy to be original. So many of these fake aibu are really not funny or original, I'm allowed to write that opinion, it's not a personal remark about the poster, I mean that's a pretty rude thing to do isn't it?