To ask where this awful word came from?

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Fanjo.
Even my auto-correct doesn't like it. Fan jo.

The Vulva brigade take the voice of a zebra finch. Any thread that crops up mentioning female genitalia they pop up to correct whatever word has been used. Then more zebra finches join and in the end all you can here are the voices of zebra finches.

Take a vulva corrective post, turn every word apart from Vulva to 'meep' and say it out loud.

You still understand exactly what it means.

Zebra finches go 'beep', or 'bip', not 'meep'. Except singing males which go 'squickity-beep-bibble-bibble-ippity-ipp'.

*hear

Right, replace every word aside from vulva with beep.

Still perfectly understandable

I don't mind fanjo really, but I love 'VW bonnet' for the mons pubis .

I hate 'front bottom' too bertsdinner You defecate from your bottom, not your vagina.

Penis pouch and cock warmer are also offensive terms I've heard used by men.

Also surely a zebra finch would say 'cloaca'...

im going to use this from now on 'squickity-beep-bibble-bibble-ippity-ipp'.
"Yes - I have a sore and itchy 'squickity-beep-bibble-bibble-ippity-ipp, do you have any Canesten?"

No! My 'cloaca' even better. Lots of cloak and dagger gags...

You can use it as much as you want but on here someone will always say vulva.

There are fanjo chairs!! www.aflair.co.uk/fanjo-chair.html

They are actually nice

Not a MN thing, my dh was using it for years before I even started coming on MN

Oooh fanjo chairs are awesome.

And as fanjoforthemammaries has had a bit of a bollocking testicling over her name, I need to also say that it is an awesome name.

Would never use fanjo in real life, in fact generally try not to have to say anything at all, but it is a perfect replacement online for female genitalia which may or may not be referring to the vulva specifically but also labia, clitoris et al.

Vaguely remember the hairy banjo song too from being a kid, and the insinuation that it was referring to a "front bum" as we thought fanjos were called at the time.

I like fanjos username, it suits and it's comforting when the name joins a thread.

Vulva or whatever in its place wouldn't have the same ring to it.

VulvaForTheBreasts is the grown up version.

funny as though, have to admit.

I can hear the meeping now

This thread is really making me want to say CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT.

And sigh...

Don't mind Fanjo on here but have never used it in real life. I quite like Fanny since it mirrors Willy but when DD2 pointed at her external genitalia and said 'what's that' I discovered my inner Guardian reader and said 'That's your vulva'.

I 'see' your CUNT and raise you one VULVA!

Away with your fanjos and cunts (not you, Fanjo). Surely everyone knows it's a growler?

Growler? Nope I don't have an MGM lion between my legs.

Oh no.
Looks like I was U to ask
Sorry