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To ask where this awful word came from?

216 replies

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant · 21/06/2015 22:42

Fanjo.
Even my auto-correct doesn't like it. Fan jo.

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andthenthereweretwo · 21/06/2015 23:18

Twat can be used instead of idiot in Scotland! Shareen nanjiani=fanny.

ShadowsCollideCantLogInToMN · 21/06/2015 23:19

Grandshire 'in a town not far there,s a Minge Lane'. I live not too far from hackballs cross Grin. Then there's Muff in Co. Donegal Grin

BankWadger · 21/06/2015 23:19

I used to be a Fanjo. Tis a great word (and never fails to make DH stop and go 'WTF' Grin)

SoldierBear · 21/06/2015 23:21

guid Scots Tung and all that sort of thing?

CordeliaFoxx · 21/06/2015 23:21

To be fair when I met DH, learning Glasweigan was like learning a whole new language. And the speed they talk, I can't keep up with them when we visit his family. Though where we live I have to translate to everyone what he says!

VanillaTwirl · 21/06/2015 23:23

Not a MN origin word - I was using it years before I discovered MN.

Iirc, it was fanjeeta which became fanjo - think it may have been Ali G or someone who coined fanjeeta but not sure.

EmpressKnowsWhereHerTowelIs · 21/06/2015 23:23

Just been digging back through the archives, a poster called Enid mentioned fanjo once in 2005 and then introduced it properly in 2006, which is when it took off.

LadyCuntingtonThe3rd · 21/06/2015 23:30

Moist minge is not better. I also prefer Fangita over vulva though.

WhyCantIuseTheNameIWant · 21/06/2015 23:31

Thank yo dojo.
Every time I read it, my brain made a kind of fanny-banjo connection.

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CalmYoBadSelf · 21/06/2015 23:32

I absolutely hate it. Have only ever heard it on here and it makes me cringe, it's the worst combination of twee and vulgar at the same time

ThinkIveBeenHacked · 21/06/2015 23:32

Is it not a play on the words Fanny and Banjo? So its a Fanny, but you can have as much fun fiddling with it like you would a Banjo?

BoyFromTheBigBadCity · 21/06/2015 23:32

I am fine with the word on mn, but irl I really struggle to know what to say (not that ot happens often)

BualadhBos · 21/06/2015 23:35

It's not Irish. I thought it came from the word fanjita but I don't want to google. Vulva is a horrible word. I like Oprah's word vajayjay.

CactusAnnie · 21/06/2015 23:36

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CordeliaFoxx · 21/06/2015 23:36

So what should we use, what's acceptable other than Vulva

whitershadeofpale · 21/06/2015 23:42

I'm confused soldier 'minge and fanny are totally different things'. I've always known them to mean the same- general female genatalia.

I've only know fanjo to be used on here. I have a vague recollection of the first thread but can't remember the specifics.

VanillaTwirl · 21/06/2015 23:43

What about your 'twinkle' or your 'flower' Cordelia Grin

VanillaTwirl · 21/06/2015 23:45

Foof or Front Bum?!

CactusAnnie · 21/06/2015 23:48

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whitershadeofpale · 22/06/2015 00:07

Don't people tend to use different words depending on the situation? In the same way if a man was waving his flaccid penis around I'd call it a willy but I'm a sexual situation be more likely to say something like cock Blush

shouldnthavesaid · 22/06/2015 00:09

Definitely not Scottish. It was erm, a fud or foof when I was at school. Think it's still the same but I just call it a 'down below', unless in a medical context in which case I'd be a lot more anatomical.

shouldnthavesaid · 22/06/2015 00:11

Fanny has several meanings. .

E.g stop fannying aroon, whit a fanny, fanny ben the hoose will dae it..

trashcanjunkie · 22/06/2015 00:25

I will admit to foofoo. I have no idea where it came from. I had a full and frank discussion with Ds (10) the other day, and referred to my foofoo without batting an eyelid. It was only later I reflected and thought Hmm

My problem with the words vagina, vulva and fanny is that they don't roll off the tongue in the right way. Neither does fango. It's too 'twangy' a word.

I don't like the sound of penis, willy, nob or cock. But I do use penis and willy when talking to the dcs. Cock sounds a bit overt to my ears.

Fucking hell. I've turned into a prudy weirdo.

I'm going to embark upon a regime of desensitisation immediately.

Cock cock penis penis penis vulva vagina vulva vagina.

Nope. Not helping. Now I just feel like a tit. I like the word tit though see, it works....... as does boob and boobies.

Oh dear Grin

timefortiggy · 22/06/2015 00:35

Yer shareen nanjiani or yer jim delahunt Grin

ToastedOrFresh · 22/06/2015 00:41

Fanjo is just another babyish MN word. THE WORD IS VAGINA.

Thank you. And breathe.

I don't have a fan fitted in my vagina so why the fan ? I don't call it Jo so why jo ?

Frankly reading the grown women (on MN, oh wait) use the word fanjo just makes me cringe. It's just another entry in the glossary with all the other crap.

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