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Phrases/sayings that irrationally annoy the life out of you

334 replies

Candycoco · 09/06/2015 13:26

I cannot stand it when someone is asking about what to use in a certain situation, and people say "... [Such and such] is your friend" argh I hate that!

Or when people describe something as their "go-to" product .

Don't know why but I just hate those phrases! Anyone else ?!

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OnlyTheDepthVaries · 11/06/2015 11:57

My Dsis ends every telephone conversation with, "Now, you take care." Makes my skin crawl. Surely the only acceptable response is, "And you fuck off you patronising cow!" Or is it me???

FanFuckingTastic · 11/06/2015 12:00

This thread confirms I am terribly annoying. Whoopsie!

SunnyBaudelaire · 11/06/2015 12:04

why is that fanfuckingtastic, is your entire conversation made up of patronising cliches and cretinous management speak?

ceebelle83 · 11/06/2015 12:05

'Brought' instead of bought.
'Carn't' instead of can't.
'Draws' instead of drawers...particularly irksome is 'chester draws'. Bleurgh!!

FanFuckingTastic · 11/06/2015 12:11

Nah, but I use a lot of annoying words, like epic, tummy, tipsy and I "turn around" when talking. I hate that, but I can't help it. My mum points it out, so I try not to turn around, but then it slips out again. I also pop things in the cupboard or cooking, get poorly, and have kiddos.

A lot of these were inherited growing up, so I'll blame mum.

SunnyBaudelaire · 11/06/2015 12:13

ewwwww 'poorly' you need to have words with your mum

FanFuckingTastic · 11/06/2015 12:21

I thought it was an acceptable synonym for sick. Poorly means not quite right, but sick means tummy upset and feeling nauseous to me. Ill is worse than poorly, flu rather than a cold.

And tummy is a word that I've always heard, it actually feels weird saying stomach.

Epic comes from being a gamer, before it became more widely used. Failure of epic proportions, like getting an entire group of people killed when fighting a big boss has always been the true meaning of Epic Fail!

I also thought tipsy was another good descriptor for that stage between being drunk and being sober. I generally prefer not to get drunk, to just maintain that slightly relaxed, tipsy feeling.

I have a Scottish family, so I do wonder how much is colloquial, as there are other words I use that I only hear from other Scottish folks.

I do find some things irksome though, mostly mis-saying common words or poor structure of sentences though.

And honey and sweetie have long been terms of endearment, and my particularly special word for someone is sweetpea, like the flower.

Grin
EeyorePigletAndPoohToo · 11/06/2015 12:25

"We are pregnant". - What, both of you? DP too? Confused (What's wrong with "we are having a baby"?!

Fully comped! (I assume it means "comprehensively insured"?!)

ceebelle83 · 11/06/2015 12:32

Cuppa
Biccie
Hubby
Choccy
'A cheeky' glass of wine/take away/bag of crisps
.com I fucking hate that. It makes be want to vom.com

limitedperiodonly · 11/06/2015 12:38

I pop to places Blush.

Where I used to work we used to get condition reports from hospitals on people - generally people involved in road accidents or assaults.

They were just one-word reports that always used the same words. Like 'comfortable', 'stable' and 'critical'.

One of the words was 'poorly' which sounds benign. Far better than 'critical' but in the hospital-speak at the time it was the worst. It meant 'at death's door'.

A colleague described someone who'd been in a RTA as 'comfortable', because that's what the hospital told her.

Weeks later he called and said: 'Comfortable? I wasn't fucking comfortable. I had two broken legs and a broken arm and was in traction.'

reni1 · 11/06/2015 12:39

"How's mum?" said to me when pregnant by medical staff. Because all pregnant women lose their name and are called mum.

limitedperiodonly · 11/06/2015 12:41

I'm sure someone else has mentioned 'comfort zone' but I'm going to add it.

It means: 'We are going to make things so difficult for you that you leave rather than us having to pay you redundancy.'

SumThucker · 11/06/2015 12:50

"How's mum?"

Aaaahhh I hated that! Whose, mine, yours?

Sallygoroundthemoon · 11/06/2015 12:55

I have to add this one as a thread in Chat has it in the title: the word 'maven'. I have an irrational response to it. Absolutely loath it.

Kajamite · 11/06/2015 13:01

I don't like the word 'grotty'

'nuff said' - Hate it!

I also don't like it when people in shops tell me to have a good day. Don't you tell me what kind of day to have, Mr. Tesco! [big grump emoticon]

TTWK · 11/06/2015 13:05

"For free"

It's just free!!!

Gggrrr

Tigerstripes · 11/06/2015 13:10

Ha, I must annoy loads of people because not only do I say 'I'm good' but I also say 'random'. Sorry everyone. But people do get their own back as I hate little man, cray cray, holibobs and various others. I also live in Australia now and really, really hate 'bubs' for baby. It is used EVERYWHERE! Magazines, baby shops, online. I will snap and kill someone one day.

andyourlittledogtoo · 11/06/2015 13:16

I am loving this thread!!!! Raging vicariously Grin

(hope 'am loving' hasn't set anyone off Wink)

flightywoman · 11/06/2015 13:28

Has anyone referred to the belief that 'my bad' is possibly Shakespearian?...

I hate most of the MN abbreviations, belly, all euphemisms for death, most words for pregnant, including, um, pregnant (argh!), most coy euphemisms for bodily functions (parp, trump), any coy euphemism for genitals or sex (though I'm quite happy with knob and shag!), all business-speak, most menu-speak from "lamb, spuds, peas 25" to "fresh tender lamb in a glaze of blah, wrapped in locally-smelted organic foil and slow-roasted on pine-needles for 8 weeks, served with hand-cut heritage potato fries and peas freshly prodded to order by our kitchen hand Adam, who will be 17 next week".

limitedperiodonly · 11/06/2015 13:44

I hate euphemisms for death too.

Passed, passed away, passed over, passed on, gone to sleep instead of died.

But I don't say anything, because it would be hurtful.

What I dislike is when people who like to use those terms look at me askance for saying 'dead' and 'died'.

These are members of my family and I think to myself: 'Yeah. Do you know what? I'm grieving too and it's not like I'm saying "karked" or "kicked the bucket"'

SunnyBaudelaire · 11/06/2015 13:47

I know what you mean about death euphemisms limitedperiod - I especially hate 'passed' it has the ring of the charlatan spiritualist about it.

I do use 'passed away' though as you have to consider other people's feelings as well.

Rhiana1979 · 11/06/2015 13:51

A few of mine, I'm sure I'll think of more;

Rant over
Simples
Preggo/preggers or any variation of.
#enterrandomwordorphraseswithnospaces Especially when not even on Twitter.
Any business acronyms e.g. POA (plan of action)
Little un
Little one
Hubster

Lutrine · 11/06/2015 15:32

When people say that there boy baby or toddler (it's always boys for some reason) is 'flirting' with someone: "ooh he always flirts with the ladies in the cafe" "is he flirting with you?" It sounds so creepy!

Lutrine · 11/06/2015 15:52

Their not there argh!

ovaryhill · 11/06/2015 19:50

I had a news letter at work today that said 'remember to smile, the customer can hear a smile'
This was instructions for when on the phone
I wanted to shred it, dig it out of the shredder, set fire to it, eat the ashes then shit it out!!!!!!!!!!
I'm hormonal at the moment...

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