had enough we may as well be net mums

[guapa74]

Been on here 9 years(change name etc) is it me or is this place changed? All xx and Huns etc

Does swearing turn to glitter on Nethuns??

You do know that glitter is unicorn farts, yes? They get unicorns and we get a bunch of angry women swearing and shock horror being honest.

I want a mumsnet filled with unicorn farts glitter.

God this thread is hilarious.

A Pringles can full of piss, you don't get that on NMs...

I'm not really a hun person, but surely that's more tolerable than what I've just read on another thread here - sending you hugs and nourishment. What the actual fuck? BOAK

I saw two "hubby"s last week. Times are changing.

Ha. I'm going to start sending people nourishment

Awwwww fank u 123 luv u 2 hunni xxxx

Omg! I think I used hubby this week and I often use lol.

Do I need to move to nethuns?

This scares me as I'm not a Hun user? In fact I hate the term Hun!

Probably am traumatised as where I live hunusers aren't always particular about their aitches, so the term 'unnie is like nails screeching down a blackboard!

Aaaargh! I need to go and lie down in a darkened room and I'm just getting up!

Yes. Yes to this.

YANBU. Meritocracy is out, apparently. Be naice.

Awwwww Hun, does it matter that much? Is hubs treating you okay? And is your little bubba wubba okay? Try taking it easy Hun your a bit tired maybe and not finking straight xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Can someone send me some nourishment? I'm trapped under sleeping DS2 and I can't reach the wine, or the crisps

If MN had tickers they'd look like this:

BelleOfTheBoys
2 DS. Love them most of the time as long as there is gin in the cupboard

[biscu
Fuck it.

BUT IF THIS BECAME NETHUNS WE WOULD BE SPONSORED BY BOOTS AND BOOTS ARE EVIL, APPARENTLY.

Oh that shouty thread yesterday was fun.

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE.

pointy that made a laugh so much!

Can't stand any hunnery. As an aside, put a garden table up on local free cycle site last week. First person to respond said 'can I av it hun'. I almost told her that I'd rather pay the council £20 to pick up rather than give it to a hun. Thankfully she then went on to ask me to dismantle it etc to which my response was. ..fuck off, it's free, what are you expecting!* Grrr rant over. As you were.

*table thankfully picked up by non hun later.

Ive noticed an increase in hubbies and kisses lately but not huns.

I dont see the point in offering kisses to strangers on a forum personally.

Sorry, forgot to add a 'cunt' to prove my Mumsnet credentials.