had enough we may as well be net mums

[guapa74]

Been on here 9 years(change name etc) is it me or is this place changed? All xx and Huns etc

[Ladyfoxglove]

Sorry, forgot to add a 'cunt' to prove my Mumsnet credentials.

[Ladyfoxglove]

Ive noticed an increase in hubbies and kisses lately but not huns.

I dont see the point in offering kisses to strangers on a forum personally.

[mytitiferssungtheirsong]

Can't stand any hunnery. As an aside, put a garden table up on local free cycle site last week. First person to respond said 'can I av it hun'. I almost told her that I'd rather pay the council £20 to pick up rather than give it to a hun. Thankfully she then went on to ask me to dismantle it etc to which my response was. ..fuck off, it's free, what are you expecting!* Grrr rant over. As you were.

*table thankfully picked up by non hun later.

[AntiHop]

pointy that made a laugh so much!

[Littlefluffyclouds81]

BUT IF THIS BECAME NETHUNS WE WOULD BE SPONSORED BY BOOTS AND BOOTS ARE EVIL, APPARENTLY.

Oh that shouty thread yesterday was fun.

BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE.

[BelleOfTheBoys]

Can someone send me some nourishment? I'm trapped under sleeping DS2 and I can't reach the wine, or the crisps

If MN had tickers they'd look like this:

BelleOfTheBoys
2 DS. Love them most of the time as long as there is gin in the cupboard

[biscu
Fuck it.

[Focusfocus]

Awwwww Hun, does it matter that much? Is hubs treating you okay? And is your little bubba wubba okay? Try taking it easy Hun your a bit tired maybe and not finking straight xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ImprobableBee]

Yes. Yes to this.

YANBU. Meritocracy is out, apparently. Be naice.

[Dowser]

Omg! I think I used hubby this week and I often use lol.

Do I need to move to nethuns?

This scares me as I'm not a Hun user? In fact I hate the term Hun!

Probably am traumatised as where I live hunusers aren't always particular about their aitches, so the term 'unnie is like nails screeching down a blackboard!

Aaaargh! I need to go and lie down in a darkened room and I'm just getting up!

[Cliffdiver]

Awwwww fank u 123 luv u 2 hunni xxxx

[ChannelingFlop]

Ha. I'm going to start sending people nourishment

[ChannelingFlop]

I saw two "hubby"s last week. Times are changing.

[Stinkersmum]

I'm not really a hun person, but surely that's more tolerable than what I've just read on another thread here - sending you hugs and nourishment. What the actual fuck? BOAK

[ollieplimsoles]

God this thread is hilarious.

A Pringles can full of piss, you don't get that on NMs...

[TwinkieTwinkle]

Does swearing turn to glitter on Nethuns??

You do know that glitter is unicorn farts, yes? They get unicorns and we get a bunch of angry women swearing and shock horror being honest.

I want a mumsnet filled with unicorn farts glitter.

[BelleOfTheBoys]

Does swearing turn to glitter on Nethuns??

Fuck that. Unless it starts doing it in real life... That would be amazing, covering your enemies in fucking glitter bombs as you swore at them

[123Jump]

I've no doubt they have the same number of threads as and about us.

[wigglesrock]

I use both sites have done for years. I don't have a ticker on NetMums and there's the facility to hide everyone else's "sparkly shit" but don't tell anyone else because that would ruin the fun in taking the piss out of another site. A good lot of posters on MN seem to spend a lot of time thinking and creating oh so witty putdowns for NetMums - if I don't like a site I tend not to use it as opposed to wind myself up about it.

[quietasamouse]

I guess MN and NM are two extremes, and I like to live somewhere in the middle really.

[Soduthen116]

I am feminine and girly but you can't help calling some posters a fucking cunty knob sometimes.

It's just the way it is.

The other side is sadly humerlous and terribly boring. Far more fun over here you bastards.

[LikeIcan]

I've been known to (( hug )) & xx on here - but I'm quite feminine & girly so that's why I do it. I also lol sometimes ( lol ) but I'm ok with that. I never call anyone hun though.
It doesn't bother me at all when I see other people doing it - I think it's quite nice really - I find swearing common & aggressive so I guess we're all different.

[Soduthen116]

Worst of all 'love u lots like jelly tots' fucking annoying! Also 'lil man' and 'princess' fucking awful.

[123Jump]

You're totes amaze balls Cliffdiver!

[Cliffdiver]

I totes get wot u mean hun.


Cliffdiver
Mummy to 2 pwincesses
My whole world I luv them so much