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To want to scream

12 replies

cleanmyhouse · 15/05/2015 07:57

Heading off today for a rare weekend away with the bloke. Period arrives 5 days early this morning.

BASTARDS.

A weekend of blow jobs then.

OP posts:
flora717 · 15/05/2015 08:01

Is that your choice?

flora717 · 15/05/2015 08:02

(Not the period, the restrictions on sexual activity)

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cleanmyhouse · 15/05/2015 08:05

Yes and no. I'd be happy enough if i was at home to get down to it anyway, i feel slightly less cool about making a mess of a hotel bed.

I'm being daft right? I don't think he'll mind really.

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Original poster
cleanmyhouse · 15/05/2015 08:06

Oh wait! Lots of shower sex.

Panic over.

OP posts:
flora717 · 15/05/2015 08:07

Excellent plan, enjoy your weekend!

sebsmummy1 · 15/05/2015 08:11

Grin good girl.

Adarajames · 15/05/2015 11:33

Or purchase a handy mattress cover and sheet / extra towels for holidays away at such times and don't worry about the mess Wink

Fatmomma99 · 15/05/2015 11:36

pack an old towel and have a lovely time!

pinkdelight · 15/05/2015 12:41

Or go to Centre Parcs for the anal.

ItsTricky · 15/05/2015 13:52

Poor op. I'd be pissed off too. I generally feel awful the first couple of days so even doing nice day time stuff is ruined, let alone the jiggy jiggy. Hopefully you'll still have a good time and find other ways to have fun Wink

Original poster
cleanmyhouse · 16/05/2015 10:03

Well theres clearly a centre parks anal story i need to hear.

Also, in answer to a post i saw somewhere about sex with a mooncup in, yes you can.

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pinkdelight · 16/05/2015 12:15

A classic! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1385104-Center-Parcs-Anal-sex

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