To take pride in my stinky farts?

[kellwells]

Ok, so I apologize for the TMI, but I have ALWAYS been a super smelly farter. It runs in my family. My mum has the stinkiest farts ever and so do me and my sister. I know it isn't an intolerance, and I do all the things that have been suggested to minimize it, but it's just the way I'm made.

When I was younger I was embarrassed by it, but then I decided that if I can't help it then I shouldn't be ashamed. So now I take pride in the fact that I can stink DH out of a room even though he's a big burly bloke and I'm little petite me. Even when he loads up on Guinness and pub food he can't compete with my stink. The best part is that mine are almost always silent so I will slip them out without him noticing and then laugh like crazy when it hits him.

So, I have to ask, is anyone else like this??

I hate smelly farts. They drive me mad. Go in the loo and fart if they are going to smell that much. I think it's bloody antisocial to make othereople smell them

Thanks for sharing. Now go get a life.

I have IBS too so its perfect for rancid stinks. I normally have horrific gut pain with the smelly ones, so I'd rather not have them.

OP - DP & I are in our late mid 20's and still find farts hilarious. We will apologise to each other if we realise we've made a particularly smelly one, but we still giggle over them. Farts are funny, they just are. And I think what's so funny about them is how "taboo" they are. Just like we find sex jokes and "that's what she said" jokes funny - they're quite taboo around "adults", but they're perfectly natural functions.

I find my DCs farts hilarious. And strangely, my Dsis and I find each others farty bums very funny.

But I go really po-faced at DH farting. I really would be pissed off if he found this funny.

I tend to prize volume more than stink. Wooden seats are the best.

So you think it's funny to make other people smell your shot vapour? Wow, what a catch.
Farts are farts, no problem with that but the fact you revel in it and are positively gleeful is just plain nasty.....

really stinky ones, indicate something isn't quite right though.
So, op l'd change my diet If l were you ;)

Happygirl I have visions of your husband panicking going "it was the chair, it was the chair!"

'get a life'
'plain nasty'
'antisocial'

Really? Oh dear I think I have the sense of humour of a child. Mind you I can go the other way when DH does a particularly repulsive one. His smell like toxic waste. It can't be normal. Mine smell of, well, nothing really.

I'm in the minority here that thinks it's funny

This is a horrible thread

when my nana and great aunt fart, they always blame their mother. it's just a cute little joke they share.

of course their dear ma is long dead, but every now and then one or other of them will hiss mother! in cinema queues, supermarkets, bus stops...

Ugh, YABU!

DH and I go to the toilet if we need to fart. It's shit in air form.

Farts are funny :)
I still laugh like a 4yo when my BIL lets one rip. Only rule is not at the diner table.

I absolutely hate partners farting in front of me and I make every effort not to do it in front of them. Most of the time it's possible to leave the room isn't it? Unless you have bowel problems of course. I just think it's utterly grim.

I'm wondering what reaction op was hoping for?

It's shit in air form.

I can't believe people go to the loo to fart!

Mucho lol at whiffle' great aunt and nan. Hilarious. I may steal that one.

DS did one in our bed this morning that made the springs go boiiiiiiiong.

The thread that divided MN

Who goes to the toilet to fart?

I'm not entirely sure about the hilarity of really stinky ones, but I think pretending that you don't fart at all is bizarre.

Though clearly I actually don't fart. Like the queen.

I once did one that was so loud and long it woke my husband up and being the military man he was he sat up in bed an shot at it with his outstretched thumbs and forefingers.

He obviously thought we were under attack.

I can never decide what I like better, a loud n proud or a silent but violent deadly I can do some real stinkers