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to tell 6 yo DS that Slytherin won the election

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wigglylines · 08/05/2015 18:42

I want to put it in terms he understands. Seems like a good analogy to me.

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Wafflenose · 08/05/2015 20:13

As I feared! I take the point about Labour sharing colours with them, but think that is where the similarity ends.

redexpat · 08/05/2015 20:15

Until i see cameron in the same room as malfoy i refuse to believe that it isnt true!

honeyroar · 08/05/2015 20:19

Lol, if you're being accurate, it's more like purple and gold, which is closer to UKIP!

I'd rather let a child grow up and form their own opinions rather than be told one party is good/bad at six.

stoopstoconker · 08/05/2015 20:21

Now who should we cast as Bellatrix Lestrange?

YouBetterWerk · 08/05/2015 20:21

HA HA This is brilliant!!! Grin

FernGullysWoollyPully · 08/05/2015 20:23

^ ALL of this has made my day Grin

DeliciousIrony · 08/05/2015 20:28

George Osborne could pass as Snape of he had longer, greasier hair. Although he turned out to be good, didn't he

stoopstoconker · 08/05/2015 20:28

I saw him more as a Crabbe or Goyle.

RaptorInaPorkPieHat · 08/05/2015 20:50

Meanwhile Farage is in the Leaky Cauldron downing a butter beer.

AvocadoLime · 08/05/2015 20:55

If only Dumbledore had stood up this morning and said "yes, yes, well done Conservatives, well done Conservatives. However, recent events must be taken into account, and I have a few last minute points to award"!

wigglylines · 08/05/2015 21:35

Acacado that is a lovely image :)

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wigglylines · 08/05/2015 21:39

Is Thatcher She-who-must-not-be-named?

(Living on through her legacy.)

Who is Quirrel?

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BertieBotts · 08/05/2015 21:40

Thatcher must be Umbridge? Except she didn't really bother with the whole pretending to be sweet part.

wigglylines · 08/05/2015 21:43

"Who is Gryffindor?

Nobody. That is the problem."

Yy to this.

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wigglylines · 08/05/2015 21:46

"Until i see cameron in the same room as malfoy i refuse to believe that it isnt true!"

Mmmm, good point, I never have seen them in the same room come to think of it ....

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Lottiedoubtie · 08/05/2015 21:48

this is genius!

Farage can be Voldemorts less successful little brother [Grin]

Bodyinpyjamas10 · 08/05/2015 21:49

Well if ED had won obviously,for the Englishvoters,Nicola would have been bellatrix. Grin

Now I see her as jinny weasley.

Bodyinpyjamas10 · 08/05/2015 21:50

Farage is worm tail

NormHonal · 08/05/2015 21:51

Cameron = Malfoy 110%.

Great thread!

CadieAgain · 08/05/2015 21:52

Iain Duncan Smith. Voldemort Angry

VoldemortsNipple · 08/05/2015 21:54

Nick Clegg was Wormtail, thats why he came to a sticky end and essentially caused his own death by turning his back on his friends.

MintChocAddict · 08/05/2015 21:55

Ian Duncan Smith is head Dementor. Sucking the life and happiness from everyone on his hit list.

MintChocAddict · 08/05/2015 21:57

X post Cadie

IDS = Shudder

Flingmoo · 08/05/2015 21:57

Who are Crabbe and Goyle? Is anyone Harry? So many questions.

VoldemortsNipple · 08/05/2015 22:02

Harry would never be a politican. He would be in the unions.

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