To not record the darts?

[7amWakeUp]

DH out with his friends drinking. He just sent me a two word text saying 'record darts'
AIBU to not record his program due to the lack of please/ thank you

I'd be tempted to "forget" or leave my phone somewhere. Or say "I'm out at pub, sorry"

Pft.

Reply saying 'shagging neighbour'.

This is how my DH texts though, no proper sentences, no conversations. It's annoying

Send two words back

Fuck off

Record it. How would you feel if situation reversed. Obviously a please is missing but so what in greater scheme of things.

Reply with 'What's the magic word?'

If it's absent mindedness and there's not some massive backstory of you left barefoot and pregnant while he's out coked up in strip clubs I would answer with one word.
Rude
That usually gets a rapid and polite follow up text.