AIBU to think that Rupert Holmes and his old lady should each have LTB?

[iwantgin]

He answered a personal ad looking for a bit on the side.

She had POSTED said ad looking for a bit on the side.

LTB ?

YANBU. The relationship was doomed before that tho. I think one of the first things DH knew about me was that I really like the taste of champagne... I can't imagine if being a surprised discovery through s newspaper ad!