To find Ed Balls quite attractive

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I don't know why and I know it's probably all sorts of wrong but I really do.

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HE has nice eyes.

I know what you mean but I've been put off him by his speeding offences. That says bad things about a person (and I'm looking at you too Harriet Harman).

I would prefer Ed Miliband, I bet he's a gent behind the wheel and therefore in bed And I would have David Miliband too while we're at it.

I've heard from a friend in politics that Yvette Cooper is actually much much nicer than her public persona would suggest.

Fancying Ed Balls though, eurgh!

Gordon Brown was fairly presentable in his youth. As for entertaining any such though about Boris, oh, the horror.

I have a lot of respect for Yvette so can only assume he has something going for him, but he doesn't do it for me!

Gordon Brown has a certain Keith Richards look about him in his youth! - or is that just me?

I can't think of Ed Balls without picturing this.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HvowfpyjkOA

Interestingly I have met David Mellor a few times and he isn't as aesthetically challenged as you might think...