To log off and do some actual work rather than wasting my entire morning swishing around on Mumsnet?

[dougierose]

Bugger, it's almost midday and I have done nothing. NOTHING, I tell you!

But the threads are good today.

sighs

YABVVVU.
I am currently at work having done nothing but eat 4 biscuits and a proverbial keg of tea.

if I get sacked I'm taking you with me

I hear ya. Doing exactly the same thing myself.

Fucking Mumsnet, ruining my work ethic was never that strong to begin with

Oooh, tea, now you're talking.

puts kettle on

I took DH and DS for a walk on Saturday and was carrying out 2 takeaway teas from the cafe when a man shouted "I'll have two sugars with that, love." So I ignored him and the woman who was sitting next to him said "I don't think she heard you." Actually, I DID hear you and I would have shouted back "Oh do fuck off" but I'm too polite.

And on that note, white, no sugar, *YouBetterWerk", there's a love. xx