Lawnmower is empty and I've just mown two thirds of the lawn, it looks worse than when I've started. I know I need to man up and go to the petrol station, but I just KNOW I'm too clumsy. So if you see a young woman on the news who threw fuel everywhere and then burst into flames when she received a text... Bonjour!
And word of wisdom for not looking like an arse doing it correctly? DP is away at sea, and will cancel the wedding if he comes home to a lawn like this...