AIBU to spend so much time wondering who the fuck Derek is....

[Dukketeater]

and why he should eat shit?

Watch Step Brothers and it will all become clear

Ah I thought you meant in real life. I know we both live in leeds and Iquite like the idea that we've passed each other in a shop or on the street!

I have a bit of a internet forum crush on her

Will try... I hate that film so when its on I tend to read certain threads on here with my popcorn instead!

Hahahaha no... I think that might just be you...

Ha I thought you just didn't like Ricky Gervais' latest offering!

YANBU! I'm glad I'm not the only one.

It's just a line like..
Cruise chicks and suck face
Or
One time in band camp
Or
Say cool now say whip (I miss her)

We love you Derek!! If I met you in RL I would totally want to put our beds together to make bunk beds...

I always harboured the view that Derek was some gobshite XP

Me too Tunna. I haven't seen Step Brothers.

Eatshitderek is mumsnet famous nowadays.
Shes the new anyfucker

I'm kind of gutted it isn't some bloke who wound you up and you came on here to vent and started a vendetta against him

I love ESD! !!

she never fails to make me laugh and her honesty is refreshing

i like to know who the fuck the op is

That's a weird comment Samcro, isn't the OP just a poster like the rest of us?

Of course, but the op of another poster here said 'I wonder who the fuck is Derek' it does come across as a touch rude, I think that's what Samcro is trying to say.

Fair enough to say 'I keep seeing EatShitDerek, and wondering where does the mn come from?'

Aw, I thought the title was funny.

I snorted and guffawed all the way through Step Brothers. Derek was indeed an asshole.

damn i thought it was a reference to the song, but that turns out to be enquiring about Alice

Hows the job going Derek? I got a job end of 2013 then found out I was pregnant and have been back 2 months, I'm knackered but enjoying it, I must do to say I'll work all weekend

As much as I enjoy reading Derek's posts , there is only one Anyfucker....

I've never heard of Stepbrothers. Is it a film?

Although I think they have both been asked to er leave the premises at one point