(lightheared) To contemplate doing a Betty Blue and digging my own eye out with a spoon?

[SolidGoldBrass]

Because, after all, she was the Sexiest Woman Ever to a subculture of particularly inadequate men...

But I have a honking great stye, which has encapsulated or whatever it is they do, which means it isn't going away after more than a fortnight and I'm probably going to have to have it surgically removed.And it is really, really fucking uncomfortable.

My mum used to swear by boric acid crystals dissolved in warm water for treating styes.
I'm not sure if that even exists over the counter nowadays mind.

Have you been to the GP/a pharmacist yet?