To really enjoy welcoming...

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All the new posters to MN. Especially those who's first posts are relating to having talent show issues with their DD or their passionate belief that Katie Hopkins is Britain's diplomatic answer to Nelson Mandela?

I'm enjoying psychotic MIL at the moment

Eatshit welcome back!

Welcome Fourteen! I did actually wonder if it was my batshit Mil posting, but that's just paranoia!

I think all newbies should be given a swirlie

You know, just to welcome them to the fold.

They might be namechangers.

I namechange ridiculously often and quite often get a snarky "new here?" Er no, I've been here 5 years!

Good idea Worra. we should brand them with a big N.

I doubt if a regular who had name changed would suddenly feel the urge to start threads about telling their daughter's friend just how untalented she was!

On the other hand, the MN bog doesn't have a loo brush so it's likely to be minging.

There has to be a swirlie alternative.

Maybe a section called "Guess if I'm talking made up bollocks?" would be an alternative?

Fuck it, who cares? As long as they aren't eliciting emotional stuff from people (grief related or similar) let them play.

When you join mumsnet you should be sent a pair of flame-retardant knickers.