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Chippednailvarnish · 31/03/2015 21:16

All the new posters to MN. Especially those who's first posts are relating to having talent show issues with their DD or their passionate belief that Katie Hopkins is Britain's diplomatic answer to Nelson Mandela?

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EatShitDerek · 31/03/2015 21:20

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fourteen · 31/03/2015 21:22

I'm enjoying psychotic MIL at the moment Smile

Chippednailvarnish · 31/03/2015 21:22

Eatshit welcome back! Flowers

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Chippednailvarnish · 31/03/2015 21:23

Welcome Fourteen! I did actually wonder if it was my batshit Mil posting, but that's just paranoia!

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WorraLiberty · 31/03/2015 21:27

I think all newbies should be given a swirlie

You know, just to welcome them to the fold.

fourteen · 31/03/2015 21:28

They might be namechangers.

I namechange ridiculously often and quite often get a snarky "new here?" Er no, I've been here 5 years!

Chippednailvarnish · 31/03/2015 21:32

Good idea Worra. we should brand them with a big N.

I doubt if a regular who had name changed would suddenly feel the urge to start threads about telling their daughter's friend just how untalented she was!

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WorraLiberty · 31/03/2015 21:36

On the other hand, the MN bog doesn't have a loo brush so it's likely to be minging.

There has to be a swirlie alternative.

Chippednailvarnish · 31/03/2015 21:52

Maybe a section called "Guess if I'm talking made up bollocks?" would be an alternative?

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MrsTerryPratchett · 31/03/2015 21:53

Fuck it, who cares? As long as they aren't eliciting emotional stuff from people (grief related or similar) let them play.

Discopanda · 31/03/2015 23:07

When you join mumsnet you should be sent a pair of flame-retardant knickers.

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